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The Cody

A hard-on counts as personal growth

About Me

I drink a lot, but I have fun when I can remember it, also I rule.

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My Interests

Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives, Tattoos, Piercings, Classic cars, Breaking things, Lighting things on fire while intoxicated, Motorcycles, Scissors, Movies, Music, Bars, and how they get the ink into pens.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody that thinks they are cooler than me, cuz then we can have a 24 Hour Awesome-Off just to see who is the more awesomerist. I'm welcoming all challengers.

Music:


Movies:


Heroes:

Not Batman cuz he isn't even a real superhero he just had a lot of money and a fuckin' belt

My Blog

Some Light Reading

Ok most of you people that know me know that I strongly believe in the paranormal. I have my beliefs for my own reasons and I really dont give a fuck if anybody believes me or not... But some of the ...
Posted by The Cody on Sun, 04 May 2008 03:12:00 PST

Tag! IM IT WOOOOO!

Here's how you play: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random, facts, habits or goals about yourself , at the end choose 10 people to be tagged, list their names and why ...
Posted by The Cody on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:36:00 PST

Stuff I can’t do at work Vol. 3

Well well well, it's about time for round three of this shit aint it?As some of you may know, I got a new position at my job about six months ago. The job is running a CNC Cladding Laser, basically I...
Posted by The Cody on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 02:13:00 PST

More things I cant do at work

Well I had my 6 month review the other day and I have more things that I am no longer allowed to do at work, and all of these things I have either done and been told not too, seen somebody else do the...
Posted by The Cody on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 02:18:00 PST

Cody gets a DUI, and the peasants rejoice

This happened over a year ago, I just felt like gettin the whole story down in one place, so its prepared for when I write my life story down.Well kids lets go back in time shall we? to a far away la...
Posted by The Cody on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:07:00 PST

Get a life

All right this is something that really annoys the fuck out of me. Celebrities and there fucking lives...I DONT FUCKING CARE!! I dont want to know who is getting a divorce, I dont give a fuck who is ...
Posted by The Cody on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 04:52:00 PST

Getting Older

Well its official I have entered into my middle twenties. I have accomplished nothing that I had planed on by the time I was this age, ahhh well, I'm not a very reliable kind of guy. I have learned ...
Posted by The Cody on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 07:14:00 PST

USA Today

Ok, I was thinkin bout this the other day.  Now in our pollitically correct country, you cant even say "Merry Christmas" at work,school, ect... without the worry of getting fired/suspended/ beatt...
Posted by The Cody on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 02:08:00 PST

Ken's Requested Spandex Rant

Well this may be a little rough going since I'm sober, and I have put absolutly no thought into this, but we shall make it thru anyway, cuz I'm pretty sure Ken will have a heart-attack if he has to wa...
Posted by The Cody on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 02:02:00 PST

Stuff I can't do at work

Well now that I have had my job for almost two years, the longest I have ever held a job, I decided to explain to everybody how I have kept my job this long.  Basically I began making a little me...
Posted by The Cody on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 03:31:00 PST