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I am here for Friends

About Me

Honestly, I'm entertaining as fuck. I have the time of my life when I'm just hanging out.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I know I'll never be your Mr. Right, but I'm happy to be your Mr. That'll-do-for-tonight.

My Blog

My Assets

This evening, I set some time aside to do some deep personal reflection.  I've been trying to definitively quantify my self worth.  I've never been able to understand why people are nice to ...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Jun 2005 21:19:00 GMT

Anatomy of a Retardo Blog

In recent months, I've completely lost my inspiration for writing good blogs. In January, I wrote what I consider my two best. Lately I've been so busy I had a hard time even writing a BAD blog. I ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 May 2005 11:00:00 GMT

What I did this weekend.

Originally, I wasn't going to say anything about what I did this weekend because I hate blogs. I can't stand when people post blogs talking about what they just did or who they just hung out with. I...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Apr 2005 09:10:00 GMT

What I really look like.

I'm one of those people who always encourages everyone to be honest. Yeah I guess it's corny and naive to think everyone can be honest all the time but hey that's me. I was hanging out with a friend...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Jan 2005 21:49:00 GMT

Somebody has to do something

I need somebody to get me in touch with a good lawyer. This weekend, I got ripped off. To make my life worse, I saw what were possibly the two most despicable travesties in my whole existence perpet...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Jan 2005 02:48:00 GMT

Things that make you go EWWW.

It's been a long time since I posted any recent pictures of myself. Since my camera got stolen, I haven't exactly been in a picture mood. Anyway, I bit the bullet and decided to take some crappy pic...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Jan 2005 01:20:00 GMT

My Headline

I was thinking about changing my headline recently because I don't think people get "Hey. Do you come here often?" I think in general, people totally miss my sense of humor and take the ridiculous t...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Nov 2004 22:18:00 GMT

My truck was burglarized

Today, between 3 and 4 pm, someone smashed my passenger window and stole a buch of stuff from my truck. They got my dad's camera (the one I use in those pictures of myself), two of my jackets, 32 of ...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Nov 2004 21:19:00 GMT

The Halloweenie Roast

Yeah so I went to the Halloweenie Roast last saturday and it was lots of fun. I was out of it that morning because of all the drugs I did before breakfast. Actually the real reason is that the 3 day...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Oct 2004 22:36:00 GMT

The Rating System

I'm a pretty shy person and it's very difficult for me to talk to girls. It gets even tougher when they make fun of me. I mean you'd think that even if I didn't know someone very well, they'd at lea...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Oct 2004 23:27:00 GMT