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Dan

About Me

Alright. My name is Dan, and I went to Hampton Bays High School. I would just like to say that Myspace is a stupid dummy head. I am 20. I go to Temple University, so that means I'm better. Don't worry, your cool too, I guess. I'm not dead yet. I was a lifeguard at Splish Splash for 3 summers, a seafood market cleanandpeelologist, and I fondled movies at blockbuster. I fuggin LOVE Montreal. I guess this kind of info is just what those myspace perverts love. Well, i have one message for you perverts. I LOVE YOU PEOPLE!! Thank you for scaring innocent children away from posting naked pictures of themselves for people like you! Now they can go outside and dance with bats or practice their karate! I have also been playing the drums for the past 9 years of my life, and I was in an awesome band called Spatula. Spatula killed Tom Cruise. Some of my other hobbies are breathing and sleeping, and eating is kinda fun too. I like listening to music, but then again, who doesn't (except for that George Hand fellow. His last name's Hand. That's pretty silly) My aim screen name is SLAPPYGOESSOUTH. Anyway, that's all you get.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Frank Zappa (too bad he died), David Cross, John Flansburgh, John Linnell, Quentin Tarantino, Chad Smith (the drummer of RHCP), Dave Grohl, Jimmy Carl Black, the evil demon that stole my 4 dollars 2 weeks ago.

My Blog

im back

im back, and that means nothing to those who have anything to do with their time. i cant believe your reading this. thats redonkulous. i could just type random crap and you would read it, wouldnt you?...
Posted by on Wed, 10 May 2006 21:06:00 GMT

100...

holy crap, i cant believe i have 100 friends on this thing. the only reason i got it was to look at other people's myspaces, and im pretty sure that is the same reason many other people got it as well...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Jun 2005 17:56:00 GMT

do you sing?

spatula needs a singer. do you sing? sing for us. dont sing? find someone that sings for us between 16-19. check out our music at: http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile &friendID...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Apr 2005 13:17:00 GMT

motivation

i know it seems like a rant, but if you watch this a couple of times, it really makes you wanna get out there and do what you wanna do. http://www.studiominc.com/videos/rant.mov corn mo is absol...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Feb 2005 21:47:00 GMT

fascinating video

iv always thought this video was really interesting. you can decide for yourself, but it sure does expose a lot of interesting myths. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/urbanlegends.html
Posted by on Sun, 20 Feb 2005 23:37:00 GMT

spatula rocks

spatula delivered an awesome performance at the snowflake sonata last night! we went on twice. we did Pretty Pill before the intermisson, and after the intermission we did Chimpanzees on LSD( which wa...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Feb 2005 14:30:00 GMT

ok

yeah, i thought i would give this myspace thing a try, so here it is. i guess its the latest craze. nothing is really happening in my life today. so yeah, thats it.
Posted by on Sat, 05 Feb 2005 09:01:00 GMT