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About Me

In 2 bands and we're on myspace. www.myspace.com/subdue3 and www.myspace.com/walkthegraves. Ever get bored give us a listen just click on the banner below all this and add us if you like us,if not COOL. Anyone can IM me at BurntbyTheSun21 or CrotchdusterZ28 on AIM. UNLESS you like Linkin Park, Saliva, P.O.D, etc... don't bother because I will make fun of you, call you a moron then block you. Ok, I'm kidding, well no I'm not, just don't tell me you like them, then I'll really block you. If you're a pretty lady and you like Between The Buried and Me and/or Crotchduster OR if you know what game UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, B, A SELECT, START is from, I LOVE YOU! Unless you're a backstabbing bitch. Goth chicks and Asians chicks are more than welcomed to add or IM me-----Things I hate: The Mars Volta, The White Stripes, The Strokes, The Vines,P.Diddy, J.Lo, Paris Hilton and that frog/troll looking whore she's always with, Ben Stiller, Kobe Bryant, People who drive slow on the passing lane, Spinning hubcaps, spinning rims, people who put "loud" exhaust systems on hondas, civics, focus's, etc... People who drive a car that says "Under Construction" People who race those cars, people who race family cars,jeeps, diesel trucks. People who pretend to have not seen you when you wave at them. Fat chicks who wear shirts that say HOTTIE, flat chested chicks that wear shirts that say I'M UP HERE on their boobs. Guys that claim to be "pimps, playa's,"etc... People who use the terms "hater, haterade..." I can go on but I won't. THE END Thanks Lily for the Subdue banner. SHE'S ON THE TOP 8 AND SHE'S HOT
.. width="425" height="350" .. Check these fuckers out, THEY FUCKIN RULE! And the other band I'm in

My Interests

Music,Lime Slushes, Orange flavored tootsie pops/gatorade. Fast Cars, water,Mini Oreos girls with tattoos and piercings. Girls with those dorky glasses/dorky girls, I LOVE'EM. LEGAL OF COURSE.Watermelon Bubble Yum. Astronomy, Philosophy, "little people" I have no idea why but they fascinate me. .. width="425" height="350" ..test

I'd like to meet:

Lyn-Z from MSI,Brandon DiCamillo Mike Patton, Maynard James Keenan, Chyler Leigh, Kate Beckinsale. Girls who put lemon juice on their Doritos,LOVE DRINKING LIME SLUSHES AND any girl who knows where I got my quote from. I'd also KILL to meet Sade, she's unbelievably gorgeous and has the GREATEST voice in the history of great voices. And this guy .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" .. As for people on Myspace, it doesn't matter. If we share the same interest even better. Preferably dorky girls with nerdy glasses. I love you girls... MOST of you .. width="425" height="350" ..Or any girl who thinks these movies/scenes are the funniest EVER! .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" ..Greatest Strong Bad E-mail EVER!! .. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Between The Buried And Me, Origin, The Human Abstract, GWAR, 3 Inches of Blood, Within Y, Mindless Self Indulgence, CrotchDuster, The Amenta,The Faceless Acid Bath,Bloodbath, TOOL, Ram-Zet,Vaginal Discharge, Carcass, Demonoid, NightWish, All That Remains, Heaven Shall Burn, Arch Enemy, Lamb of God, Carnal Forge,Cephalic Carnage,Capharnaum, Glass Casket, Soilwork, Children of Bodom, Faith No More, System of A Down, Machine Head, ABBA, Cyndi Lauper, Pat Benetar,Queen, Mr. Bungle, Fantmas,Tomahawk, Alice In Chains, Neil Diamond YES THAT FUCKER RULES, Billy Idol, Tears for Fears, At The Gates, Tenacious D, Bjork, Sade, The Haunted, Burnt By The Sun, Opeth, Dream Theater, Pink Floyd, A Perfect Circle, Kalmah, Snot,Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, H.I.M, Nothingface, Agents of Oblivion, Deadboy And The Elephantmen, Psyopus, Trivium, Strapping Young Lad, Giles, Beastie Boys, Anna Nalick(damn I love that woman) Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, Enter My Silence. (Local bands)Of Forsaken Divinity, Armed to Intervene, Driver 23, Dying Embrace, Absentia, IShouldveBeenDead, Lay In Ruins, Rabid Cadaver Dogs, March 2 Mayhem, Walk The Graves, Ghost Heart Robot, DogmaHollow, Slow Grind, Absurdum, Gods Last Breath, Goody Anne, The Ones you call Good Looking, The Last Regiment, The Slain, Eyes Shut, Blast Perversion It's Dark In Here

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Movies:

Saw, The Boondock Saints, Big Man On Campus,Orgazmo,The Monster Squad, The Princess Bride, Spaceballs, The Goonies, Better Off Dead, Don Juan De Marco, Edward Scissorhands,BASEketball,Enter The Dragon, School of Rock, High Fidelity, anything with Jenna Jameson, Ali G's InDaHOUSE, Out Cold, Detroit Rock City,Coming to America, Beetlejuice,Pay it Foward... .. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

Cheap Seats,MxC,Max-X, Any police chasing show(damn those shows rule) Who's Line Is it Anyway? Family Guy, Aqua Teens, Inuyasha,That 70s Show, Pee-Wees Playhouse, The Three Stooges .. width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

Marmaduke...That's seriously the only "book" I've ever read. If it's even considered a book.

Heroes:

Ryu Hayabusa, Mike Patton, Maynard, Strong Bad, Maddox from Maddox.xmission,Paul Waggoner, John Petrucci, Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, Jason Suecof and most importantly my Dad...AND THIS GUY .. width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

Things I hate part 44

Saturday mornings/afternoons. There's never anything on TV, just college football or college basketball. That shit fuckin sucks and it's boring. No, I don't go for any college teams, I realized it'...
Posted by Fernicus Fornicus on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 11:19:00 PST

Things I hate part 43

These fuckin idiots who argue music and use the "THEY HAVE MORE MONEY THAN THE BAND YOU LIKE SO THAT MAKES THEM BETTER"...FUCK YOU, that's not the case EVER! 30 Seconds from Mars probably make more m...
Posted by Fernicus Fornicus on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 05:13:00 PST

SpongeBob SquarePants is made by PERVERTS!

I've had never seen this show until this week because we had to show the kids a video and that's what was given to me to show them. The entire show is nothing but sexual innuendo and it's pretty dist...
Posted by Fernicus Fornicus on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 12:34:00 PST

Things I hate part 42

All this fuckin craze over the Nintendo Wii and Playstation 3. It's fuckin insane. No I don't hate people who wait in line for 3 days waiting to buy a game system that'll probably fry on you in a week...
Posted by Fernicus Fornicus on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 12:10:00 PST

Sweet taste of HAHAHA YOU'RE A FAT ASS NOW!

I know, I'm one pathetic fuck, but DAMN it feels fuckin awesome to see these chicks who said I was "hideous" or "REALLY UGLY" or "NOT GOOD ENOUGH" on myspace and all their pictures are facial shots. ...
Posted by Fernicus Fornicus on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 03:34:00 PST

A BIG HUGE THANK YOU!

To Connie... that lovely lady sitting at number 3... I'm trying to think of ANY girl on my list (other than the lovely mrs.sylvia) who hasn't lied to me, given me the run around, given me lame excuses...
Posted by Fernicus Fornicus on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 05:44:00 PST

NO, I DON' T FUCKIN LOOK LIKE TIGER WOODS!

Thanks to everyone who has told me this. It's a fuckin insult, the guy has millions (only reason why he gets chicks) I now know where I stand and why girls stop talking to me after they meet me...He's...
Posted by Fernicus Fornicus on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:05:00 PST

Things I hate part 41

This motherfucker Kevin Federline or however you spell his name. It's bad enough that he MADE a "rap album" but now he's in the WWE fuckin things up. This fuckhead has NO talent what so ever. He accid...
Posted by Fernicus Fornicus on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 07:36:00 PST

MY SONG..except for one part

I don't drink or smoke pot... But everything else is ME Everybody Scores but Us... by Vaginal DischargeStarted a club called the losersEverybody was a boozerIf you had no chance of scoring you could j...
Posted by Fernicus Fornicus on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 06:36:00 PST

Things I hate part 40

I LOVE and I mean LOVE Orange flavored soda's, orange flavored flavor ice, orange flavored gatorade, orange flavored tootsie pop, orange juice... But I'm disgusted by ORANGES. I LOVE Nachos, quesadill...
Posted by Fernicus Fornicus on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 05:57:00 PST