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About Me

We are two cool dogs. We love people who love us. We don't like people who try to enter our house uninvited. We will bite you in sensitive spots. We mean it!
What is your name? Sir Montgomery Bean. I am, however, called "Beanie"
What is your owner's name? Mommy
Do you have any nicknames? Yes. Tacky things. Fuzzbutt, Beano, BB, Beanando
Which breed are you? Keeshond
What is your birthday? January
Do you live with other animals? One brother, Marlowe
How much do you weigh? How much do YOU weigh?
Are you neutered? HOW DARE YOU?!?!!?
What is your favorite treat? I have many favorite treats.
What are you most afraid of? Fear itself, of course.
Do you like baths? I tolerate them.
How much did you cost? $125. A gross miscalculation. I am worth much, much more.
Where do you sleep? I sleep in the hallway on the expensive tile.
What is your favorite toy? Toys are stupid.
Do you like to watch TV? TV is stupid.
Do you do any tricks? Tricks are stupid.
Are you a social dog? I like people unless they &%$ with me.
Are you friendly? See above.
Do you like car rides? Oh, yes. They are quite satisfactory.
Do you get into stuff? It's mine, isn't it?
Do you chase laser pointers? No, chasing is stupid.
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What is your name? Marlowe
What is your owner's name? Mom
Do you have any nicknames? Boopie, Wiggleworm, Woof-woof, cutie-patootie...etc.
Which breed are you? Part cocker spaniel. Dunno the rest.
What is your birthday? In October
Do you live with other animals? My bro Beanie.
How much do you weigh? The 4-0.
Are you neutered? Why you askin' bee-otch?
What is your favorite treat? Cheese and peanut butter. Protein, yo.
What are you most afraid of? Vaccum cleaners, timed coffeemakers. The usual.
Do you like baths? NO! WTF?
How much did you cost? $75 to get off the mean streets.
Where do you sleep? On my pimped out king-size bed.
What is your favorite toy? Got me a hot dog.
Do you like to watch TV? I like me some movin' pictures now and again
Do you do any tricks? I sit. I stand. I lick stuff.
Are you a social dog? I like people who are straight up.
Are you friendly? I think so, my brutha.
Do you like car rides? WOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Do you get into stuff? You been watchin me or sumthin?
Do you chase laser pointers? I duck when I see one, man. That ain't cool.
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My Interests

Turkey, grapes, bananas, broccoli, yogurt, peanut butter, toilet paper, the covers of hardback books, doggie treats, cheese, rice, beef, chicken, napping, looking out the window, going for walks, car rides. Getting our photos taken; we are used to it.

I'd like to meet:

People with food, people who like dogs, people who like to give ear scratches. Other cool, pimp dogs - we don't care if you aren't a Keeshond or a cocker - we like all dogs.We DON'T want to meet the dumb spam people who think we are stupid enough to add a friend named "virgin not" or "ditzyslut" We are dogs, you dummy, not idiots.

Music:

It's cool.

Movies:

We like them.

Television:

Dog shows are good.

Books:

Delicious

Heroes:

Our mommy, who rescued us from the streets. Doggie rescue people, like the volunteers who saved us and took care of us until our mommy found us!
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My Blog

Beanie's story posted by his mommy

Hi all, I am usurping Beanie and Marlowe's blog briefly (no doubt Beanie will have something to say about that) to let you know a little bit about them. I'm starting with Beanie -- this was written by...
Posted by Marlowe and Beanie on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 10:02:00 PST

An unintentional thwarting by Beanie

I must make the unfortunate admission that one of my human "masters" once again managed to thwart my attempts to gain access to that yummiest of treats, the Q-tip. It was, however, completely unintent...
Posted by Marlowe and Beanie on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 12:42:00 PST

Delicious decadence by Beanie

Ah, yes. The banana incident. I feel compelled to tell the tale simply because it reveals how incompetent my human "masters" are at controlling my environment. They had placed the newly bought fruits ...
Posted by Marlowe and Beanie on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 02:04:00 PST