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Tyler

It's like he channels dead crazy people!

About Me

A/S/L: 17, Male, Thornhill There, now that's out of the way. First and foremost I'm a musician, I sing and I play guitar. I also have an extensive collection of swords, including Cloud's Buster Sword from FF7, and Soul Edge. My friends call me a tragedy magnet. Long story, and you probably don't have the attention span to hear it. So that's musician, swordsman, and possible sociopath. Got all that?..

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My Interests

Rocking out, ancient weaponry and video games. Plain and simple. Oh, and memorzing any and all useless trivia, just for kicks.

I'd like to meet:

Musicians, for the love of all that's holy, musicians. Anyone needing a guitarist, singer/songwriter, anything.

Music:

The Cure, Joy Division, Siouxsie and the Banshees, David Usher, Violent Femmes, Machines of Loving Grace, For Love Not Lisa, Medicine, Blue Oyster Cult, The Cars

Movies:

THE CROW, Daredevil (the director's cut is like, a million times better), the Evil Dead movies, any Godzilla flicks, and possibly Transformers

Television:

Ed's Night Party, The Colbert Report, MXC, Robot Chicken, Harvey Birdman: Attourney at Law, Metalocalypse

Books:

The Crow, Daredevil (Frank Miller, Guardian Devil, and Daredevil: Yellow), Ultimate Spider-Man, and Marvel Civil War

Heroes:

Brandon Lee, J. O'Barr, Robert Smith, Ash Williams, Ed the Sock, and Stephen Colbert. Quite possibly the greatest people who ever lived...

My Blog

Smurfs

Ok, this has been bugging the hell out of me for years. It has to do with the Smurfs, namely, what the fuck they are. Yes, I know they're cartoons, and yes, I know they shouldn't really be classified ...
Posted by Tyler on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 05:28:00 PST

Concussions, so many concussions...

Yeah, I've found myself falling off a lot of stuff lately. Last week I was sitting in a tree reading MAD magazines, when a gust of wind knocked me off and I got my first concussion. Then on Wednesday ...
Posted by Tyler on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 08:16:00 PST

So what gives?

It's been one hell of a week for me. Like, I don't fucking get it. I've been in a good mood every day this week, and I have no idea why. This is going to plague me for weeks to come. I'll be damn...
Posted by Tyler on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 09:22:00 PST

Pondering My Own Existence

Ok, this has been bugging me for a bit. I've died twice already, so what the hell am I now? From what I can understand, I started out alive, then I died, and came back, so I'd be undead. When I died t...
Posted by Tyler on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 05:56:00 PST

Canadian Tire's for Suckers

So I went over to Canadian Tire at Centerpoint on thursday, mostly because I had a couple hours to kill. While browsing the camping equipment, I happened upon this lovely little folding knife. The dum...
Posted by Tyler on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 10:24:00 PST

Hooray for Hospitalization!

So yeah, I had a wee bit of an incident yesterday. Things were going pretty well, saw Clerks II on Friday with my girlfriend, got my G1 (Yeah, I've been reeeeeally lazy regarding that, but that's...
Posted by Tyler on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 04:41:00 PST

LOOKING FOR A BASS PLAYER

So yeah, I've been trying to get this band dealy off the ground, and all I'm missing is a bass player. Don't care how good they are, as long as they can play.
Posted by Tyler on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 10:28:00 PST

If it wasn't for unbearable panic, I'd be asleep right now

So, yeah, here's why I haven't been sleeping for the past, I don't know...five days. I've been going out with my girlfriend for about a month next Thursday, and I honestly have no idea what to do. I'v...
Posted by Tyler on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 09:34:00 PST

Hooray for boredom

So, I haven't been sleeping much, or at all to be more specific. Lord knows the kind of insanity that comes with this. For instance, I've decided to write an entire concept album based on Stephen Colb...
Posted by Tyler on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 07:08:00 PST

A little joke to ease the boredom

So, my friend threw a party the other day to celebrate his degree in psychology. He walks up to me and says "Tyler, it's in my opinion as a psychiatrist that you're a borderline sociopath." I just sto...
Posted by Tyler on Sun, 07 May 2006 07:54:00 PST