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Kevin

'No' Means WHAT??!

About Me

By far and wide, I am the prettiest, funniest, and BADDEST motherfucker you'll ever meet. Personal opinion, of course. Now impress me, bitch!

My Interests

Women's lower-back tattoos. GOD DAMN!

Music:

Everything except Country, Polka, and Gregorian Chants. I don't fuck with that Gregorian shit.

Movies:

GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS, NEW JACK CITY, THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN, DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE, FIGHT CLUB, BATMAN, BULLITT, SCARFACE, BOILER ROOM, SE7EN, THE LAST BOYSCOUT, PULP FICTION, RUSH HOUR, V FOR VENDETTA, FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF, VAN WILDER, BATMAN BEGINS, and the motherfuckin' BACK TO THE FUTURE trilogy

Television:

ENTOURAGE, LOST, HOUSE, 30 ROCK (fuckin' Baldwin!), IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA, SNL, RESCUE ME, THE SHIELD, PRISON BREAK, and 24. Sweet Jesus, 24!

Books:

TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD. Seriously. For once I'm not joking. Alright, fuck off.

Heroes:

One word says it all... WILMER. The pipe he's lain will be pondered, lamented, and catalogued in minority folklore for centuries to come. "CASH MUH-NEEY!"