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I would like to meet myself about 25 years from now so that I MAY CONGRATULATE MYSELF ON A JOB WELL DONE! I joke around and fuck up alot but my sincere hope is that one day I get to meet the "MAN".
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A 200 Question Fun Survey 4 Myspace (All The Bzoink Surveys Put Together)
Full Name:: SHANE
Birthday:: ONCE A YEAR
Birthplace:: IMMIGRANT FROM OVER THERE
Eye Color:: HAZEL
Hair Color:: BLACK
Height:: ENOUGH TO SEE OVER YOUR HEAD
Weight:: 240
Right handed or Left handed?: I DOS IT WITH BOTH
Your Heritage:: FUCKED UP
My Worst Habit:: NOT GIVING A FUCK
Zodiac Sign:: AQUARIUS
Shoe Size:: 11
Pants Size:: 40
Innie or Outie?: BETWEENIE
Parents Still Together?: ONLY WHEN THEY ARE IN THE SAME ROOM
The Shoes You Wore Today:: UPTOWNS
Your Weakness:: VAGINA
Your Fears:: NEVER GETTING TO HEAVEN
Your Perfect Pizza:: BURRITOS
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: GET TO THE NEXT YEAR
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: WHATS AN INSTANT MESSENGER
Thoughts First Waking Up:: DAMN I NEED SOME
Your Best Physical Feature:: SHIT, YOU PICK
Your Bedtime:: WHENEVER SHE LEAVES
Your Most Missed Memory:: I FORGOT
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color?: SKIN TONES
Food?: ANYTHING EDIBLE
Sport?: FULL CONTACT SYNCHRONIZED CHESS
Animal?: A LIGER(MYTHICAL BEAST)
Ice Cream?: CHOCOLATE IN A EVERY SENSE
Candy?: "KIT KAT" wink, wink
Store?: SALVATION ARMY
Salad Dressing?: CREAMY
Actor?: PRESIDENT CLINTON
Song?: THE SONG THAT MAKES THE WHOLE WORLD SING
Letter?: U AND I
Number?: 69
Gum?: THE FLAVOR CRYSTALS
Holiday?: BREAST CANCER AWARNESS WEEK
Season?: NOT ENOUGH TO CHOOSE FROM
Toothpaste Flavor?: WHITE
Radio Station?: FOXY 99
Perfume?: I AM A BOY, DAMON
Scent besides perfume?: THE MORNING AFTER
Body part on the opposite sex?: GOOD GOOGALY MOOGALY
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: OLD
How Do You Want To Die?: ALIVE
Turn ons:: LIGHT SWITCHES
Turn offs:: DARKNESS
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?: MIMA
Who's The Loudest?: MIMA
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: MIMA
Who Have You Known The Longest?:
Who's The Shyist?: THAT GIRL THAT DIDNT TELL
When Have You Cried The Most?: I AM A BOY, DAMON
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: DO YOU HAVE TO ASK
Worst Feeling?: BLUE BALLS
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?: IN A HOUSE
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?: APPRECIATE YOU STAY OUT OF MY PERSONAL AFFAIRS
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?: UNTIL I DIE
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let's walk on the: SIDEWALK(GOT TO BE SAFE)
Let's look at the: SCATTERED ASS
What a nice: UTERUS
Where did all the: HAIR GO
Why can't we: KEEP THIS BETWEEN US
Silly, little: PORN STAR
Isn't it weird that: LITTLE PEOPLE DREAM BIG
Never under any circumstance: WILL I PUT MY FINGERS IN THAT AGAIN
I wish: EVERYTHING CAME WITH WARNING LABELS
Everyone has a: ADVERSE REACTIONS
I am: SOMETHIN LIKE A PIMP
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love?: WHEN I WAS IN JUVIE
Been To Juvie?: WHEN I FELL IN LOVE
Mooned Someone?: EVERY CHANCE I GET
Been Rejected?:
Ran Away From Home?: I HAVE A CAR, I DONT RUN
Pictured Your Crush Naked?: AFTER I TOOK HER CLOTHES OFF
Skipped School?: NO, I JUST DIDNT GO
Thought About Suicide?: NOT TODAY
Slept Outside?: OUTSIDE WHAT?
Laughed So Hard You Cried?: DOING THIS SURVEY
Cried In School?: THAT ONE TIME, ONE DAY, DOING THAT ONE THING
Thrown Up In School?: ONE TIME, ONE DAY, DOING THAT ONE THING
Wanted To Be a Model?: THEYCALL ME DIRT DIGGLER
Cheated On Someone?: EATIN AINT CHEATIN
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?: ONE TIME, ONE DAY, DOING THAT ONE THING
Seen A Dead Body?: ONE TIME, ONE DAY, DOING THAT ONE THING
Been Bitched Out?: I DONT KNOW, IM DEAF
Drank Alcohol?: ONLY ON DAYS THAT END IN "Y"
Smoked?: I HAVE THIS NASTY HABIT OF BREATHING
Been On Drugs?: NOT SINCE MY INTERVENTION
Eaten Sushi?: IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL IT?
Been On Stage?: GO NINE LINES UP
Gone Skinny Dipping?: EVERYDAY
Shoplifted?: MIND YOUR BUSINESS, YOU GOT YOUR GIFT
Been Drunk?: DONT REMEMBER
Been Called A Tease?: IM NOT GOOD WITH WORDS
Been Beaten Up?: NOBODY EVER LIVED TO TELL
DO YOU
Swear?: FUCK NO
Sing Well?: NO, BUT I BET YOU DO
Shower Daily?: AT LEAST TWICE
Want To Go To College?: WHY I DRINK ALREADY
Want To Get Married?: WHY I DRINK ALREADY
Believe In Yourself?: NAH, SELF ESTEEM IS FOR LOSERS
Get Motion Sickness?: ONLY WHEN IM HITTIN IT FROM THE BACK
Think You Are Attractive?: YOU DO OR YOU WOULDN'T BE ON MY PAGE
Get Along With Your Parents?:
Like Thunderstorms?: AS LONG AS IM BUSY
Play An Instrument?: IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL IT
Own An IPOD?: SOUNDS FREAKY
Pray?: EVERYDAY
Go To Church?: VIA "BOBBY JONES GOSPEL"
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?: I NEVER DID KNOW HER NAME
Keep A Journal/Diary?: MORE LIKE A SCORECARD
Dance In The Rain?: THIS AINT NO BROADWAY MUSICAL
Sing In The Shower?:
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke?: HENNESSY
McDonald's or Burger King?: HENNESSY
Single or Group Dates?: ORGIES.. I MEAN GROUP... I MEAN SINGLE
Chocolate or Vanilla?: I LIKE THE SWIRL
Strawberries or Blueberries?: PEACHES AND CREAM
Meat or Veggies?: THE OTHER WHITE MEAT
TV or Movie?: DEPENDS ON HOW SOON SHE NOTICES THE RED LIGHT
Guitar or Drums?: DRUMS. I LIKE TO BEAT
Adidas or Nike?: SPALDING
Chinese or Mexican?: CHINESE OR MEXICAN WHAT
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?: HENNESSY
or Pie?: AMERICAN PIE
MTV or VH1?: BET
Blind or Deaf?: AS LONG AS SHE DOESNT TALK OR RECOGNIZE ME
Boxers or Briefs?: IM FREEBALLIN
CAN YOU
Do The Splits?: DEPENDS ON THE MOTIVATION
Write With Both Hands?: IM DYSLEXIC
Whistle?:
Blow A Bubble?: NO, BUT I HAD A GIRL NAMED BUBBLES BLOW ME ONCE
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?: SHE SAID I DIDNT NEED TO
Cross Your Eyes?: DEPENDS ON WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE
Walk With Your Toes Curled?: ASK BUBBLES
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?: BUBBLES CAN
Dance?: JUST LIKE EMMIT SMITH
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?: YALL ARE SO NASTY
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched:: YOUR BITCH
You Talked To On The Phone:: YOUR BITCH BEFORE I TOUCHED HER
You Instant Messaged:: YOUR SISTER
You Hugged:: YOUR MAMA
You Yelled At:: YOUR MAMA, SHE PLAYS TOO MUCH
You Played A Sport With:: SAME AS ABOVE
WHAT'S THE LAST
Time You Laughed?: WRITING THIS SURVEY
Time You Cried?: ASK BUBBLES
Movie You Watched?: DEBBIE DOES DALLAS
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?: BUBBLES
Joke You Told?: ILL PAY YOU BACK
Song You've Sung?: SMACK THAT
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You?: WITH YOUR BITCH
What Can You See Out Your Window?: YOUR MOMS CAR
Are You Listening To Music?: WE BROKE THE STEREO
What Are You Wearing?: YOUR MOMS PANTIES ON MY HEAD
What's On Your Mousepad?: A PICTURE OF YOUR MOM DOING THE SPLITS
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: WHAT THE FUCK DO I CARE
Do you believe in miracles?: YES
Magic?: HARRY POTTER IS A "G"
Love at first sight?: ONLY IF IT GETS HARD
God?: YES
Satan?: AS THE ENEMY
Ghosts?: SEEN THE MOVIE TWICE
Santa?: SHIT, I KNOW WHO BOUGHT THOSE PRESENTS
Evolution?: IT SO EASY A CAVEMAN CAN DO IT
IN A BOY...
Fav Eye Color::
Fav Hair Color::
Short or Long Hair::
Height::
Weight::
Best Clothing Style::
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?: A NON TREATY COUNTRY
Number Of CD's I Own:: I HAVE AN 8-TRACK
Your Good Luck Charm:: MY TONGUE
How many pillows do you sleep with?: THE TWO ON THE GIRL BESIDE ME
Do you drink milk?: READ BOX 6
Person You Hate Most:: PEOPLE WHO ASK QUESTIONS
Most Outdated Phrase:: WORD
Do you think God has a gender?: DO YOU?
Where do you think we go when we die?: MOST OF US TO HELL
How many rings until you answer the phone?: ENOUGH TIL YOU HANG UP
What is something scientists need to invent?: THE HEADLESS CONDOM
Are you a health freak?: IM A FREAK
Are you a virgin?: IF YOU DONT INCLUDE THE SEX
If you could travel into space, where would you go?: TO YOURANUS
What is the worst weather?: YOU KNOW, WHEN THE WATER FALLS
Did you play with Barbies as a child?: NONE I WOULD LIKE TO DISCUSS
How many grades have you failed?: EVERYONE SO FAR
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