2009
Philadelphia, PA USA
man meets owl, says "there is punk rock in town". owl moves to town, meets bear. bear attack is born. after many shows with rad bands (algebra, northern liberties, caterpillar, plastic constellations, medications), abandoned recording sessions, cheese festivals, backing friends panama and lettuce prey, smoking in a bear suit at a full dress 1000 degree summer basement shows ("take off your costumes!") and lugging a 15ft wide set of wooden wings all over town, owl gets tired and decides he is an artist. "I quit".
bear gets pissed, eats owl, bear attack splits.
three years later, owl gets drunk, asks man to reform bear attack. man punches owl in the jaw. bear is in too.
stay tuned...
quoth Dave Hank: We apologize to your ears.
