10th out of 10 girls |
you cum-dumpsters are going to have to settle for a fill-in issue. chapter 6 is running seriously behind schedule and over-budget.so, as promised, two tales from the darkside, a.k.a. the irrestistabl...
Posted by on Thu, 07 May 2009 11:46:00 GMT |
letters to the editor |
In response to all the goddam bullcrap i've been getting about the lastcouple blogs, i've decided to create a "Pootboy FAQ" to answer, enmasse, the bulk of the bitchery. enjoy.Q. Is running around b...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 10:53:00 GMT |
"wrong" |
I look at her for a minute, trying to absorb this massive influx of fucktardation, but i can't. windows error messages are popping up behind my eyelids. i open my mouth to say something abusive, bu...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Apr 2009 15:06:00 GMT |
"like tears in rain" |
i must conFESS
that my loneliNESS ...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Apr 2009 12:54:00 GMT |
sandy fucking eggo, day trois |
So it turns out, at regular type bars -- ones filled with dudes in baseball hats and open-toed shoes, and chicks who don't have eating disorders and can't name a single Depeche Mode song-- if you say ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:30:00 GMT |
Sandy Fucking Eggo, day .5 |
I was expecting an air marshal with a taser, already arcing. What I got, when i made it to the back- the "galley" is it?-- was the flight attendant flipping down the jumpseat- a little bench the crew...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:07:00 GMT |
SD day zero |
so i guess since i tell people i'm a "writer" now, instead of launching into a 15 minute epic oral odyssey of what a nuclear-powered piece of shit i am who's only barely managed to survive the last 19...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 14:44:00 GMT |
