Men are like... |
1. Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you. 2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2009 00:41:00 GMT |
For those who have sons & those who are happy that they don't |
you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like:- 1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 200 m2 house to a depth of 10 cm. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust balls and run ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 10:19:00 GMT |
QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!! |
Quote for the day: 'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 09:47:00 GMT |
joke |
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in> the first class section of an airplane. The woman> sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose,> then visibly shuddered for ten to f...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 11:01:00 GMT |
A worldly fairytale |
One day, as a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the stream. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?" ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 06:28:00 GMT |
THINGS BOYS SHOULD KNOW BOUT GIRLS |
1. Don't EVER lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the pr...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 12:39:00 GMT |
joke |
A couple was celebrating their golden weddinganniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.What a peaceful & loving couple".. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring ...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 14:40:00 GMT |
Heros in Palestine <3 |
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Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 02:23:00 GMT |
one flaw in women |
One Flaw In Women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "H...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 07:44:00 GMT |
LEH MNE3MEL HEK ???????? to all muh lebanese people hope ull like it xD |
LEH MNE3MEL HEK ???????? 1) leh iza kenet 3am tshati mnerfa3 ktefna ne7na w meshyin ??? iza 3melna hek ma ra7 netbalal !! 2) leh iza de3na 3al tari2 bil siyara menwati sot el radio ??? iza 3melna hek ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:11:00 GMT |
