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About Me

I'm stepped on and jaded, and to be quite honest, you really don't want me around....not many people do. If you want to know anything else, the next 8 rounds are on you.
You Are Absinthe
You are a sloppy drunk, purposely so If drinking doesn't make you feel crazy, it's not any fun Truth be told, you tend to prefer drugs to drinking But you'd never pass up any absinthe that came your way! What alcoholic drink are you?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Spedrick Johnson III esq
Birthday: 10/20/83
Birthplace: Kaiser/Downtown/LA
Current Location: The prison in my brain
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Blond with highlights of grease
Height: 6'0
Right Handed or Left Handed: depends on what mood I'm in
Your Heritage: Polish/Norweigen, but all-American
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adio Wrays
Your Weakness: My convincing friends
Your Fears: to lose what I care about most
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni and pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to make more money than the last
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hehehe
Thoughts First Waking Up: ......shit.....
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes, they're the ones that tell you how I feel
Your Bedtime: whenever I pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: if I knew that, it wouldn't be missing
Pepsi or Coke: beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: in&out
Single or Group Dates: somebody say orgy?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: red bull
Chocolate or Vanilla: geez, I like asian girls too
Cappuccino or Coffee: esspresso
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: of course
Do you Sing: only when I'm drunk, even then I have to be in a good mood
Do you Shower Daily: define "daily"
Have you Been in Love: unfortunately
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: not right now
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: define "attractive"
Are you a Health Freak: when I'm sick
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: love 'em
Do you play an Instrument: a keyboard doesn't count, right?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: copius amounts
In the past month have you Smoked: uh-dhur
In the past month have you been on Drugs: well....alcohol and nicotine are drugs, who wrote this crap?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: ya know......go fuck yourself
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: thank god, no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, but I was tempted
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: better belive it
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: what's with -these- questions
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: numerous times
Ever been called a Tease: no, I'm myself and if you don't like it you're obviously not going to talk to me
Ever been Beaten up: who hasn't?
Ever Shoplifted: yeah, for something stupid
How do you want to Die: falling at least a mile
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a decent person
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
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My Interests

Its not appropriate discussion matter for the internet.

I'd like to meet:

The people plotting to keep me down.....I've got a bone to pick with those fuckers...

Music:

songs degrading women......yup, that's what I like.

Movies:

True Romance (Director's Cut), a must see for anybody who's fell in love with a monogamous hooker, accidently stole a suitcase full of coke, and talks to a deceased Elvis played by Val Kilmer.....Leon, The Professional: A middle aged italian hitman, A 14 year old girl, and a house plant find love in killing, revenge, and each other in New York while still finding a nice plot of land to settle into without breaking the budget

Television:

Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, Futurama, The Simpsons, Family Guy...I try to stick to [adult swim] or CNN, They're both equally funny.

Books:

The Art of War, 48 Laws of Power, Service Manual for a 1986 Chevy K5 Blazer, and the sides of instant oatmeal packages (I'm a sucker for dinosaur trivia).

Heroes:

the guy at the top of the barrel...looking down at me and waving...that fucker....