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Bryan

I've got an army of skeletons to chase your demons away

About Me

Trust me, you want to be friends with me. Ha ha ha. I'm a fun loving guy who is in love with my amazing, incredible, gorgeous, a-guy-couldn't-ask-for-a-better-wife of a wife. We just had Spencer about two months ago and he's even better than she is. Look at the pictures and be jealous...my baby is SO much better than your baby. If you have the resources available to pick up a child, I would highly recommend doing so. I love playing poker and hope to at least make it to the final table of the WSOP one day. And I will, too. You'll see. I love to write and read, nothing in particular really. With my friends and I, haphazardous debates certainly rank up there, all the way from physics to why 'Billy Madison' could quite possibly be the quintessential movie of our time. I think you'll find my humor is about as dry as your grandparent's love life, but dually entertaining nonetheless and puns certainly run rampant. Oh, yes. I can tell you like me already

My Interests

Eat, sleep, work, eat, sleep, work, eat work, sleep at work, eat sleep, sleep work, sleep eat, work eat, work work, sleep eat. Repeat

I'd like to meet:

Seeing as how my vocabulary and oratory skills are vastly superior to that of the common peon, applicants who are unable to incorporate into their sentences or define 'verisimilitude' and 'unrequited' needn't apply. Its either that or have quick and convenient access to thesaurus like myself

Music:

Hanson, Spice Girls, Billy Ray Cyrus, Toy Dolls, all kinds of rap and country, Backstreet Boys, Christina Aguilera, anything with Fred Durst...oh, oh, OH! Music I LIKE. My bad

Movies:

Favorite movie: Braveheart. It has everything anyone could possibly want! Drama, violence, humor, romance, tragedy, war...even nudity. Although most recently "300" has given "Braveheart" a run for my favorite.

Television:

I'm so glad they've brought back Family Guy to FOX. That show was ahead of its time. But now...it IS time.

Books:

Dean Koontz: Best author ever. Stephen King is excellent as well. Homer...and not Simpson. I'm referring to the Greek author. Edgar Allen Poe is up there with the insane, yet gifted ones, too

Heroes:

Your mother

My Blog

Fate or coincidence?

Is it fate or a mere coincidence? I've had some recent conversations/deabtes with my very good friends regarding things that are not understandable in this world, specifically whether the things that...
Posted by Bryan on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 09:10:00 PST

Keep in mind... 06/24/06

Keep in mind, in VERY close mind, the things that are most important to you in life. This means your friends and family for those of you who don't know. Through neglect and taking things that you love...
Posted by Bryan on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 02:23:00 PST

HOLY CRAP AGAIN!!!

This is for those of you who have not heard the great news (I don't know how you could have missed it; its been on all the news stations. I hear they even interrupted the playoffs to announce it.) I A...
Posted by Bryan on Fri, 19 May 2006 06:45:00 PST

Holy crap!!!

Holy crap!!! Bryan is on myspace. I've almost forgotton what its like to actually use a computer. I mistyped a word and almost started doing push-ups as punishment. This is going to have to be q...
Posted by Bryan on Fri, 05 May 2006 07:27:00 PST

Fare thee well...

Boo indeed. I leave tomorrow morning for Lackland Air Force Base in San Antonio. I don't wanna. Lol. I'll be gone for approximately four months. During this time, I know all of you will miss me immens...
Posted by Bryan on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 10:10:00 PST

16 Just Held Such Better Days

Its been quite a long time coming for this poem to be published on the web. Up until now, its been shared by only a few of us within the know. Now, I hope to inspire a new generation of drinkers to pl...
Posted by Bryan on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 03:03:00 PST

Its Done

Its official: I'm in the military. I swore in to the Air National Guard two days ago. It feels good. I'm in Command Post. I make sure shit is run properly. I get 'Top Secret' clearance. I ship off f...
Posted by Bryan on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 10:01:00 PST

Fuck those people

Who here has ever been to a protest or a rally? One? Yes, you there. Sorry? No, no, I'm sorry, going to the 'Let's Buy Betty the Prostitute a New Vagina Because her Current One is Overrun with Herpes'...
Posted by Bryan on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 10:45:00 PST

Plans for World Domination...Commence

Shit, am I tired. I've been up since four freaking thirty. GOD was still asleep when I got up. I called him just to be an asshole. "Hey Lord! Get your ass outta bed! If I'm up, someone's gotta do it w...
Posted by Bryan on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 06:19:00 PST

Penis for Rent

This blog is to attest to the fact that my penis is now officially up for rent. The rent shall be paid in bi-weekly installments in the amount of no less than $1250 US dollars. For the sake of simplic...
Posted by Bryan on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 10:01:00 PST