I love music, but who doesn’t? I could blab about what I like forever. Chances are if you don’t get a clue from my “music†category then you’re dumb as an ox. Moving on, I also enjoy traveling/camping/fishing/random road trips/and all sorts of outdoor activities. Animals, nature, and pets are great. I absolutely love funny people. comedians (most) are good for a chuckle. I like= George Carlin, Mitch Hedberg, Bill Hicks, Dennis Leary, Jim Breuer, Brian Posehn, and Chelsea Handler. I love taking pictures of everything and everyone that interests me. Love to draw, paint, and create strange things. Beer and rum are awesome. I’ve been kinda pregnant lately so they’re gonna have to wait. Porn is always a good way to pass the time. Belladonna and Nacho Vidal are my fav porn stars. Ok, getting to the piddly stuff here, I like to play Halo3 online with my boyfriend and our friends. Other games like Scrabble, Scattergories, Scene it, Trivial Pursuit, and Balderdash are fun too. Another hobby of mine is swearing. I’ve been told that I have the mouth of a truck driver. Here is a taste of the good stuff= cock slap, cunt patty, fuck (in all its glory), cunt bucket, shit stain, cornhole, pussy, and yada yada. I do try and watch my mouth around the little ones though. So I think that about covers my main interests. Except this- I fucking love Hunter S. Thompson! I was never much of a reader until I discovered him. SO, this is ME Along with interests, there are things I am grossly uninterested in as well. Instead of explaining myself, here is a list of examples= I hate phrases like -pet peeves, sup dog, show some love, and send a shout out. Here comes more hate- spiders, bees, or bugs that can harm me, George bush and the rep. party, a messy or dirty environment, fast food, the Vikings (GO PACKERS!), long boring stories, people who cry about suicide and depression and think they’re the only ones on earth who have problems, people who steal, or hold a grudge over nothing, or ruin other’s things, those who can’t handle the truth, assholes, devil worshipers and big time jesus freaks(the kind who try to preach it in my face or knock on my door making the dog bark and baby cry), pushy religious people suck, door to door bible thumpers WELL THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO SAY TO YOU bunch of old/random pics
"WHO I'D LIKE TO MEET" IS A DUMB SECTION 'CUZ ANYONE ON MY MUSIC LIST OR ANY FUNNY PEOPLE COULD BE LISTED HERE. SO SUCK ON THAT. MY BRO IS THE BEST DAMN KAREOKE D.J. EVER! Lock the door, kill the light No one's coming home tonight VIDEO OF MASON TRYING TO KICK HIS WAY OUT OF MY BELLY.
TOOL~~ A PERFECT CIRCLE~~ PUSCIFER,, STATIC-X,, PANTERA,, MUDVAYNE,, PRIMUS,, RICHARD CHEESE,, COLD,, THE BEATLES,, WHITE ZOMBIE,, PINK FLOYD,, SNOT,, OTEP,,FLOGGIN MOLLY,, OLD METALLICA,, KORN,, KITTIE,, DEVIL DRIVER,,BOB DYLAN,, ICP,, SNOOPALOOP,, MUSHROOMHEAD,, IN FLAMES,, JIMI HENDRIX//MORRISON,, 1812 OVERATURE,, SLAYER,, AMERICAN HEAD CHARGE,, SOULFLY//SEPULTURA,, SLIPNKOT,, HED(P.E.),, DEFTONES,, SYSTEM OF A DOWN,, GREATFUL DEAD,, RAGE//SOUNDGARDEN//AUDIO SLAVE,,SLIGHLTY STOOPID,, MESHUGGAH,, PRIMER 55,, NIN,, SOIL,, WEEN,, STONE SOUR,, DOWN,,i can go on forever but this is the main collection. i fucken hate country, most rap-hip-hop-r&b, pussy music, christian/religous music, i dont like AC/DC, G 'n' R, the nug, kiss sucks balls too,(they are all buttrock) anything like that- it all goes out the window... NACHO VIDAL NACHO AND BELLDONNA
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST STRANGEST SHIT EVER!!!!!!
Queen B, from Pusifcer
anything cheech n chong,, fear and loathing in las vegas,, yellow submarine,, sin city,, american beauty,, beavis and butthead do america,, team america,, bella loves jenna,, without a paddle,,pulp fiction,, billy madison,, the aquatic life of steve zissou,, waterboy,, scarface,, milo & otis,, "the batmans",, half baked,, starsky and hutch,, anchorman,, family guy movie,,happy gilmore pirates,, kicking and screaming,,blazzing saddles,, ANYTHING with jim carrey in it,,vendeta caddyshack,, 40 yr old virgin,, the wall,, bulletproof,, "No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax--This won't hurt." ~~
the office--jeapordy--family guy--a.t.h.f.--comedy central presents--reno 911--unwrapped--animal cops/precint--headline news--anderson cooper-- daily show jon stewart--in living color--titus--beavis and butthead--ren and stimpy--dane cook stuff--amazing vacation homes/house hunters/vacation home search--george carlin--cops--the price is right--days of our lifes--american dad--headbangers ball--the smurfs--ellen--king of queens--simpsons... (i pulled some quotes from my favorite TOOL songs and added them to pictures they remind me of.)ONE GREAT BIG FESTERING NEON DESTRUCTION I HAVE A SUGGESTION TO KEEP YOU ALL OCCUPIED... LEARN TO SWIM..... ....MAYHEM
the phonebook!***any book or article ever written by hunter s. thompson***anything interesting***big badass book of shots***kama sutra***the blue book and the blue DAY book***dictionary***scrabble dictionary
my sons ...."the currents mouth below me opens up around me.... suggests and beckons all while swallowing It surrounds and drowns and sweeps me away ...Euphoria.