PlaidAbysmal
Is my Gamertag
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Nintendo DS
Adam from "I'm With Busey": "Gary was gonna take me to a place where I could say anything that I want. As long as it wasn't Ass Monkey..."
Jay: "Why the big secret? People are smart, they can handle it."
Kay: "A *person* is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it."
The Sphinx: "You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums."
The Shoveller: "We've got a blind date with Destiny - and it looks like she's ordered the lobster."
Master Betty: "Hmmm. I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with, with a, rock or something. Like a, like a stone."
Cameron: "Dude, you gotta check out this penis!"
William Murderface: "There's only one thing left to do: Kill ourselves!"
Kurt: "Oh yeah, she's having an orgasm. And it's no ordinary orgasm... It's one of those orgasms where the hand of god reaches down and touches your genitals; and he says, "Now THAT'S a fuckin' orgasm!"
Loki: "You're not talking about going home, Bartleby! You're talking about fucking WAR ON GOD.... Well FUCK that!"
My Dad: "I could sit there with my dick in my hand doing crosswords all day and I'd still get paid!"
Rachel (My Sister): "I like buttseckz!"
Anouncer Guy: "Local thug, Rodney "Quills" Dinkins, breaking in to the Marcy project hallway here and telling us all to get.... butt naykud!"
Other Anouncer: "You know, Jim, I actually anticipated this so I hid my car keys up my ass."
Shaun: "FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!"
Rafael: "Ass could provide BJ metronome!"
Jon Stewart as George W. Bush: "How's it going, Happy Meal? Hey, balls man!"
Raf: Cranidos is evolving! Now he'll be even uglier!
Me: And have a big-ass head.
Raf:.....and a small dick.
Officer Michaels: "Prepare to get fucked by the long dick of the law!"
Me: Yes, I know my god damn Poke'mans. What you gonna do about it?!
Mandee: Love you. =3
Allen: It's my birthday a little bit.
Gay dude in a Halo lobby: The red team's gonna lose! You know why? Cuz red's the color of my asshole!
This year, I plan to:
-Lose weight where necessary without much struggle.
-Get Shankmin ready to play some kick-ass shows. -WORKIN'ON IT
-Learn to sweep and do more intricate taps/hammer-on patterns.
-Formulate at least 3 new, original catch phrases.
-Get my god damn driver's liscense. DONE!
-Be able to play ALL of "The Irony of Chaste" off of the Guilty Gear Isuka soundtrack.
-Keep the cool-ass friends I've made last year and possibly make some new ones.
-Obtain the entire Helmet discography!!! WORKIN'ON IT
-Go to see Helmet, Horse the Band, and Thursday live again.
-Figure out what I really want to do with my life.
-Get a full stack.
-Find some form of excercize that I REALLY enjoy doing.
-Start beating the video games I have.
-Enjoy myself god dammit.
Hey kids, the name's Barry.
The pure whiteness bestowed in me causes the refusal of any other racial visibility in my soul.
I will not add bands that I've never heard of. If you're a band and you feel a need to add me, go down the page a bit and click on the Shankmin logo. I'll add you there :)
I love video games. For if there were no invention such as that of video games, I would attempt to split my head in half with an atom-thin guillotine to avoid death but still know that I'm inflicting damage upon myself.
Yes, that last statement is probably that of a mental patient, but I lack the attention span to care. Look, a dot "."
A few of the greatest games ever made are the Halo series, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Unreal Tournament 2004, the Call of Duty series, Guilty Gear X2, Conker's Bad Fur Day, SSX Tricky, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4, etc.
Music molds my existence. For if there were no electric guitar with immense amounts of distortion and melodicity being combined, my being would cease to function.
The three greatest bands on earth are HORSE the Band, Thursday and Helmet.
If I could find a quiet girl with intelligence, similar interests as me, and all around kick-ass-edness, my life will be set. FYI: My life are set =D
I love chicken and I love cheesecake. Deny those to me and I shall juice the liquids inside your head into a foam cup.
If everyone's gentials were like matching puzzle pieces to only one female, there would be no search involved in love. How nice is that?
I've tried endlessly to stop visiting this fucking website, but it has lead to no avail.
I hate scene kids. They truly are all the same and posess the intelligence of a rabid mule.
How the fuck did Waldo afford the plane tickets to get to all those places?
I hope someday to build guitars with enough treble and sustain that they can perfectly blast the brown noise at unsuspecting crowds. TOO NICE!
But seriously, building guitars would be pretty damn cool...
I'm seriously not into drugs and alcohol. It's doubtful that I'll even want to drink once I turn 21. And honestly, I think that everyone that drinks and buzzes on a constant basis is a complete imbosile. Grow up you fucking children.
Sometimes I tell people that I have an urge to kill myself.... It's only because I find it amusing.
But when the clock strikes 6:30.... who knows o.O
Oh yeah, check the band.
