I'd like to meet:
Mr.T... I petty the fool
Music:
drum&bass, jungle, hip hop, reggae, dub, ska, funk, breakz. listening to garage will cause your soul to implode
Movies:
freddie got fingered, napoleon dynamite, pootie tang
Television:
alan partridge, brasseye, the day today, jam, nathan barley, peep show, the office, monkey dust, the mighty boosh