BREAKING NEWS YOU ASSHATS!:
We can't come up with another name!! It just feels wrong
So we will stay as Screaming Midgets for now...
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Putting the "rude" back in "crude" and the "ass" back in "these talentless hacks have no class," Screaming Midgets formed as a project to alleviate highschool boredom. They later evolved into a project to alleviate university boredom. They are currently just a couple of vegetables that can't be assed doing anything with their music. But now, after an 18 month hiatus and many broken promises, they're back with a vengeance and a proverbial fist up your clacker! They've infiltrated Australian cities from Adelaide to Brisbane*, had fans in England**, and their self-produced 40-track CD even found its way into Wesley Willis' lap shortly before his premature death.
Described as "the thinking man's aural laxative and potentially his prophylactic," (by me) they tackle issues such as beastiality, the best recipes for mutton broth, and the best excuse for not going to a picnic, these sole creators and finest purveyors of the "rackcore" genre are sure to push you right over the edge if you're currently contemplating hanging yourself from the rafters.
SCREAMING MIDGETS ARE CURRENTLY RECORDING NEW MATERIAL
Just recorded: "The Untimely Death of Your Mother in Sexy Clothes"
*Australian cities infiltrated: Adelaide and Brisbane
**that have probably long since forgotten us
