So I decided I should update my profile because the last About Me was sooo high school.
Now that I'm in college and all, I am most definitely a much cooler person. I still adore emo/scene boys, but there is a severe dearth of them here at MIT. Therefore, instead, I resort simply to feminine-looking shaggy-haired boys who happen to also be able to code in a number of programming languages and shake those test tubes like they were polaroid pictures.
I also prefer girls with really cool hair and small firm breasts. Actually the breasts can be of any size, as long as they stay firm. Hair is more important though.
This About Me is terrible. I'm going to get bombarded by strange people who claim to qualify the above descriptions again. Let me make myself clear here:
if (you == a hottie from MIT or DeviantArt) { printf("Be my friend!!!! or more, if you'd like."); } else if (you == random stranger) { printf ("Please don't message me. That's creepy."); } else { printf ("Chances are then that we are friends. Message me and tell me you love me! Because I certainly love you!"); }