Assterd

Hola and Good Day to you madamn! So here are the basics: I'm happily married to my wife Erin and we have a Stu. We are all moved into our sweet new house in North Hills and so far Erin has not kicked me out yet. But I do have a cool Club House that I can go hide in when she gets drunk and chases me around trying to beat me with sticks! I have no brothers or sisters except for Brittany who smells wierd and has creepy monkey toes. I'm also allergic to cats and ugly children. Sometimes I breath heavily when I'm not moving which of course drives my wife absolutely nuts. She also hates it when I drink from a glass, eat with a fork, walk around the house and use dishes (which she calls "making a mess"). I do however have pretty good career goin in Purchasing so maybe one day I can afford to hire someone for her to yell at instead of me all the time. Ummm...thats about it I guess. I'm not really tall, kinda fat and have really discusting feet. I'm guess I'm what my wife calls a "catch" but I think that she's going blind.