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Perfection in a Nut's Shell

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How can you describe perfection? Can one put words to an absolute harmony of intelligence, dashing good looks, wit, charm, poise, grace, loquaciousness, humor, knowledge and an uncanny culinary ability? Of course they can. ME. Wait...maybe that's how you describe ego. Nah. I'm perfect. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~The world is coming to and end, I should state. Several of my friends have stated in the past that any child of mine would be one of the signs of the apocalypse, if not the the AntiChrist himself. Well, we get to find out. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ On April 1st, at 2:24AM, weighing in at 7 lbs, 11oz, and laying 20.5" long, Connor David implemented his Global Domination Plan. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ Step One: Arrive. (Complete) Step Two: Be cute and disarming to put everyone off their guard. (In progress, with good results) Step Three: Take over everything. (Pending)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~And, in response to Dutch posting one of these things...
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My great lord and master, Darth Ste-Jo. That's Lord Steve Jobs to you heretics.

My Blog

The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Pirates

Before you read and start quibbling over technicalities, both myself and the author of this list (Howard Tayler, author of Schlock Mercenary) are aware that there are more than 7 habits listed. In the...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Dec 2008 20:50:00 GMT

Kids songs...

Ok, I don't like 99% of children's songs. They're trite, annoying, and WAYYYYY too catchy. I know that they are geared for the mentality of a child and quite a few are developmentally good for the chi...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2008 12:21:00 GMT

Fine, Jeff... Ill do this.

So, I'm looking through the pages of some old friend's profiles, when I notice this one in a blog: "In a blog, list 10 things that people might not know about you.  Then, after confronting your i...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 06:31:00 GMT

Why not...

Answer using only one word...1. What is your cell phone? Advanced2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? Wife3. Your hair? Messy4. Your mother? Moved5. Your father? Redneck6. Your favorite thing to do? Read7. Y...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 17:37:00 GMT

Dutch is making me do this...

Leave your name in my blog comments. Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you...1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.3. I'll pick a ...
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 19:31:00 GMT

The fuck?!

Yeah...funny thing. I did something that very few people would have expected of me. I asked Diane to marry me last Sunday. It's true. Stop laughing. It's true! It was even a right and proper proposal,...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 18:29:00 GMT