How can you describe perfection? Can one put words to an absolute harmony of intelligence, dashing good looks, wit, charm, poise, grace, loquaciousness, humor, knowledge and an uncanny culinary ability?
Of course they can.
ME.
Wait...maybe that's how you describe ego.
Nah. I'm perfect.
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~~~~~~~~The world is coming to and end, I should state.
Several of my friends have stated in the past that any child of mine would be one of the signs of the apocalypse, if not the the AntiChrist himself. Well, we get to find out. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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On April 1st, at 2:24AM, weighing in at 7 lbs, 11oz, and laying 20.5" long, Connor David implemented his Global Domination Plan.
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Step One: Arrive. (Complete)
Step Two: Be cute and disarming to put everyone off their guard. (In progress, with good results)
Step Three: Take over everything. (Pending)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~And, in response to Dutch posting one of these things...
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Aaaaand a view of where I've been in the world.Aaaaaand the boy...
