Party At Denny's In Lodi. |
The other night I dreamt that I had just arrived at work and was preparing for the day.As soon as I finished I unlocked the door into the alleyway and looked around for sleeping hobos like I always do...
Posted by Alexander. on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 02:40:00 PST |
I Have A Mother Too. |
I'm going back to California again.Hurah.
I'll be there April 18th through the 23rd.It'll be amazing, it'll change your life.
Also a guy on the bus asked me if I wanted us to learn about eachothers as...
Posted by Alexander. on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 04:49:00 PST |
The Goodie Goodie Room. |
Yardbirds in Centralia (or Chehalis) is what I imagine all department stores will look like when the governments all fail and Mad Max is cruising around.Also Mad Magazine is not funny.I know you remem...
Posted by Alexander. on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 06:45:00 PST |
Hello Winter, Goodbye Bus Rats. |
I was walking down the street the other day and I caught a mailman sitting in his truck reading everyones magazines. It just goes to show you can't trust anyone anymore.Mailmen have always been ...
Posted by Alexander. on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 04:09:00 PST |
I Don't Want A Mexican Hamburger. |
Two weeks ago I had dreams three days in a row that I kept pulling out my teeth. Well they were my teeth in the sense that they were located in my mouth but they had to belong to a large opposum...
Posted by Alexander. on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 03:30:00 PST |
My Intense Hatred For California. |
I'll be visiting California from June 5th Until June 8th.My momma misses me.So I have to go say hi.I suppose I can say hi to everyone else while I'm there.Come drink.Help me to not hate it so much.Hel...
Posted by Alexander. on Sat, 13 May 2006 07:49:00 PST |
Carol Griffin: Human Projectile. |
I thought about my hero some more today.He gave me so much material that it could never be condensed into one thought.
Carol Griffin had many jobs in his long life.He got his first job in highschool, ...
Posted by Alexander. on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 04:14:00 PST |
"I Want To Meet A Nice Boy And Give Him AIDS." |
I had a dream the other night that I climbed a huge mountain like Mount Rainier but not.It was really hot and dry, no fucking snow to make my clothes all damp for like a week so that everytime the win...
Posted by Alexander. on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 03:13:00 PST |
Michael Jackson: Shapeshifting Sex Machine. |
I was watching the history channel the other day and it was talking about this bank robber guy that started his career after being inspired by the movie Point Break.
This made me realize that my life ...
Posted by Alexander. on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 05:29:00 PST |
A Guy Named Guy Who Went By Carol. |
The closest anyone ever came to perfect was my friends alcoholic stepfather I knew when I was in highschool.
His name was Guy but he went by Carol and introduced himself as "Carol, the guy with the gi...
Posted by Alexander. on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 08:40:00 PST |
