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About Me

I like smiles, I like to make people laugh. I like memories, I like photos. Spit some game, talk some shit. Do it.I wrote this poem when I was 17 for no apparent reason in an email. I've since learned that apparently Bob Saget is a dirty old bastard. Not sure how I feel about that. Discuss. BOBBY SAGET LOVES YA. There once was a man named Bob Saget, He was a bit of a faget, He was on a show called Full house, and he sort of resembled a mouse, on the show he played Danny, the father, his daughters, they had no mother, Dj Steph and Michelle are too fuckin cherry, they like to eat buns, someone should shoot the whole family with a gun. Now that his show has been cancelled, he has no job. Poor Bob.

My Interests

i love laughing, Zephyr, the girls, Hays, big nights, missions, Peppy Chews, espanol, mi familia, photos, the Irish, Fridays, fierce, beer, random, happy, adjectives, winning, life, roadtrips, finding the perfect song to match my mood, Halloween, dressing up, parties, books, heels, clean sheets, tidy, crushes, new, travel, bold, meh, perfect, dresses, the ocean, facts, writing, mixtapes, hot days, weekends, views, afternoons, late night, boys, good Grand GREAT times.

I'd like to meet:

I want a Spanish friend who I can attempt to speak Spanish to...someone called Emmanuel (tick), someone called Javier (tick), someone called Spartacus...the Captain of a boat/ship... How bout Lee Jansen...a kid i went to primary with, but disappeared after Std 4... we often wonder what became of him...

Music:

I used to say that I didnt much like music, but people got upset. So I'll tell you. I'm quite a big fan of the Schooner Tavern and all that goes down there. It was at the Schooner that I discovered the sweet sweet sound of The Cosbys. The Sneaks. Whipping Cats. Voom. And many many others. I dig The Shins, The Kooks, TheKinks, The Beatles, Amos Lee, Lily Allen, Modest Mouse, Wolfmother, Wolf Parade, Belle and Sebastian, The New Pornographers, Paul Simon, Bernard Fanning, Bic Runga, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Billy Joel, Missy Higgins and the mixtapes Mike makes me. Want to make me happy? Make me a sweet mix tape. Maybe I should change my name to 'The' Yvonne. Everyone seems to be doing it. Or maybe that would be lame. Probably lame. Ps. Watch out for The Harbour Bridges. They're coming. With xylophone solos and a trail blazing sound...

Movies:

Meh, I can never remember specific movies. Unexpectedly. But...if I had to choose ONE...it'd probably be Empire Records. "I talked to God,she says 'Yo,waz up',and she wants you to lose the gun"

Television:

Tijuana Lady where did you go? I've been...chasing you around ol' Mexico... Tijuana Lady lets take it slow...well I, I know that I'm no head honcho...but I, I'll keep you warm in my silky poncho... Tijuana Lady which way'd you flow? I'm a...el Mariachi desperado...where'd you hide? Tell me where'd you hide?Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same

Books:

Asking an English major what her favourite books are is like asking a fat kid what his favourite kind of cake is.div

Heroes:

I love all these guys long time, no joke, fo shizzle, hollah! etc. etc.

My Blog

Sheep who forward lies

Today I got forwarded (well, cut and paste a forward into a new email so I was unaware it was a forward until I opened it) an email. It is one of those obvious scams, "forward this to a million people...
Posted by Yvonne on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 05:42:00 PST

I shouldn't email while essay writing..

DUMB!! Why do i never get mail. The only people I get mail from are jobs4grads and C4. Everytime I log in to gmail my heart jumps for joy when I see Inbox(1), but then I see that its just from Careers...
Posted by Yvonne on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 09:36:00 PST

Freedom Fighting in the Congo

This is the second draft of an email I started 20 mins ago. The first one was full of bitching and moaning about work and how it sucks mightily. This one will be a sensible breakdown of just why it su...
Posted by Yvonne on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 09:30:00 PST

Cat-Girl is 100% fact.

Today I had a small taste of what it must have been like in a time before cell phones were object de riguer in everymans (or womans) pocket. I left mine at home, on a day when I was supposed to be mee...
Posted by Yvonne on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:37:00 PST

Work: Day 2

I am exceedingly glad that AC has not blocked Gmail slash Myspace yet as it allows me to regularly regale you all with the wonders of office life in Takapuna. Well. Twice. And probably every Mond...
Posted by Yvonne on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 03:35:00 PST

A Day at Work

Right at this very moment I am sitting in AC, measuring ads that appear in suburban newspapers. Sometimes I stop measuring, and read an article or two. So far I have read about a Senior Citizens Commu...
Posted by Yvonne on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 03:27:00 PST

'The Game' and Roadtrippin'

I'm back in 'The Game', but i still don't know how to play, and i still don't know what the rules are. Should make for some interesting times.. Roadtrippin is the awesome. I've discovered the Waihi is...
Posted by Yvonne on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 07:18:00 PST

X3

Hmmm I just saw X-men 3. It made me want powers. And skills. Numchuck skills..bow fighting skills...computer hacking skills... But yeah. Awesome movie. I would recommend it. Except for one scene when ...
Posted by Yvonne on Sun, 14 May 2006 12:34:00 PST

Yay

Hooray for kissing. And hot hot hot hot hot bodies.
Posted by Yvonne on Sat, 13 May 2006 05:22:00 PST

Cheese flavoured corn snacks.

Jesus, note to all. Never try and eat a family sized pack of Rashuns by yourself. It'll only make you feel sick. I learned the hard way. Also, i fooled around with a coastie tonight. i think im going...
Posted by Yvonne on Fri, 12 May 2006 10:18:00 PST