The final cut. |
In case you haven't noticed, I cut my own fingers off. It's the newest fad in hollywood. I hope I'm cool now. Maybe me, Luke Skywalker and Toni Iomi can get together and go to lunch. Together we...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 00:04:00 GMT |
Everyday Armstrongs..... |
To all the Lance Armstrongs I see riding everywhere, Nice car, I love seeing them idle in traffic. I thought cars are supposed to have four wheels and an engine, not two wheels, and a turbo flex butt...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 19:43:00 GMT |
Samurai Highway. |
Driving a twenty year old car has it's moments for sure. It can be a love/hate relationship. I drive an 88 Suzuki Samurai. It's a miniature Jeep. I think they use them a lot in third world nations...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 12:17:00 GMT |
Legend of the Peuger. |
Autumn, 1986, a cold winter day in the small town of Baumholder Germany. Two young lads sat in the back of some cheap Audi and anxiously awaited their trip down the Autobaun. My father was in the mil...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 05:37:00 GMT |
The New Chipotle. |
I want to take over the airwaves. The first thing I'd do is chase down Andy Rooney and beat that old bastard with a wet rope. Then I'd force him and Wilford Brimley to wrestle in a po...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 19:58:00 GMT |
Moore for your Mummy (The Odyssey of Dr. Feiland) Part 1... |
It was summer 2007, I was working for the skeleton of the 1970's, a strange old man..... A man of wealth and riches, a man who liked to wallpaper palm tree sunsets on the inside of section 8 rental un...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:53:00 GMT |
Dear Emo.... |
Your hair cuts are gay and your pants are too tight. Your just a bunch of pasty goons. Also, I wish you'd get that stupid Rat off the top of your head. You look like s...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 09:24:00 GMT |
Chronicles of the Hunch Volume VI (The Return of the Hunch) |
One year, three weeks, 18 days, twenty seven hours and 120 seconds ago, was the last time I saw it, a shadowy wretched creature. I was working on my car when it pulled up in the driveway. T...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:35:00 GMT |
The Good Dr. Turdbuckle. |
This probably needs some work, but here it goes for now.
Twice upon a moon, the good docta gave a self diagnosis. A cold grab of the nuts and a cough. The diag...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 22:51:00 GMT |
Legends of Lawton (The rise of Jo Bonner) |
Somewhere in Primordial earth, amoeba's clashed and fucked. The battle was long and arduous. Millions of bacteria lost their lives. For this was a fight for truth and justice that co...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 21:19:00 GMT |
