Editor Boy

If I were a turnip, I'd be next in line. Everytime I wake up I want to stay awake forever. I am uncomfortable talking about myself like this, so I destroy it, smash it, tear it down with nonsense and brine. I believe that our species is undergoing a major evolutionary change, and that our previous pattern of war, greed and general scumbaggishness will no longer be acceptable. All of my friends think that I am naive and an optimist. I don't give a flying fig fuck what my friends think. I give no quarter in the pursuit of dove-tailed reality. Sometimes people don't like me much, and sometimes they do. I'm a fungus, and a Scorpio, and a good candidate for combustion. Every now and then I am in two places at the same time. I'm the most arrogantly pretentious piece of red dirt you will ever meet. I would love to put you in my kaleidoscope. Thou art God.