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The Future Mrs.

If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say that the universe a

About Me



I am female
I am a Mommy
I love the Kamoo
The Kamoo loves me
I work
I cook
I laugh
I cry
I roar

here's my family:
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My Interests

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My babies are the most important people in my life, they make me happy and keep me sane, and slightly sleep deprived just to keep it real, ya know? Music plays a BIG, GIGANTIC role in my life, I knit a lot, and I talk a lot, I subscribe to every girly mag under the sun, ♥I love Mike♥♥ . Oh! and I sometimes threaten to kill people with poison tips on my fingernails :) But really only if they piss me off, so its okay.

I'd like to meet:

People that don't annoy me...
and the Tick.



Music:


.. Flaming Lips, the Pixies, Elvis costello, Interpol, Rufus Wainwright, Travis, pulp, Cafe Tacuba, Jeff Buckley, the Clash, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Postal Service/DCfC,the Divine Comedy, Velvet Underground, the Shins, Regina Spektor, Radiohead, Steve Burns, Mojave3, polyphonic spree, Nirvana,the Wrens, Muse, Bjork, Dead Milkmen, the Smiths, Dirty Three, Broken Social Scene, Modest Mouse, Velvet Underground (I know I already put them there but I love them so much they deserve to be here twice, genius I say, genius!), the Stills, Sigur Ross, Neutral Milk hotel, Mr. Bowie, the Smiths, Beatles, firewater, Caifanes/Jaguares, P.J. Harvey, lots of local bands (I've got a few personal Faves like the Afterparty, The Stereotypes , Rookie Card,Jersey Thursday, Silver Sunshine, Static Halo, and quite a few more I know I'm not remembering right at the moment). I love music.

Movies:

How to Irritate People, Shallow Grave, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, Office Space, finding Nemo, Lost in Translation, Sleeping Beauty, Roman Holiday, Bridget Jones' Diary, the Good the Bad and The Ugly, a Clockwork Orange, Amelie, Clerks, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, the first Matrix, the Lord of the Rings Trilogy, 28 days later, movies based on indie comic books and many more... ..

Television:

Monty Python's Flying Circus, Gilmore Girls, the british Coupling, Father Ted, 24, Queer Eye, CSI, the Office, Sex and the City, Pee Wee's playhouse (I have the collection and Christmas special on video, but my VCR broke when I moved last time)Scooby Doo (pre-Scrappy), Adult Swim, Home Movies, Kids in the Hall (over), The State (cancelled), Viva Variety (cancelled), Battlebots (cancelled), What Not to Wear, Upright Citizens Brigade (look into the bucket of truth or I'll wave my poo stick! and cancelled),Strangers with Candy, The Ben Stiller show (they always cancel the really good ones don't they) Good Eats, The Daily Show. No I don't really watch tv, why?

Books:

Jeez, anything by Neil Gaiman, Grant Morrison or Stephen Hawking, also love Marian Keyes' work, The Books of Blood by Clive Barker, I love reading Optic Nerve comic books, and re-reading them again and again, I also looooove Milk and Cheese, anything either written by or with Jill Thompson, Brian Ralph, Chester Brown, James Kochalka, and of course Julie Doucet, lots of Magazines, my favorite weekly read at the moment is The NATION magazine

Heroes:

Batman!

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My Blog

The loss of a loved bra...

I stand before a big puddle of black.My beautiful black bra, with its lovely lace and perfect fit. Gave me just the perfect shape to my 'ravaged by breastfeeding' boobs.My dear friend, you kept me se...
Posted by Patita ÿ on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:15:00 PST

mmmmmmmm chocolate....

Ten things you didn't know about sex1. The typical lovemaking session lasts around 15 minutes: roughly 10 to 12 minutes of foreplay and around 3 to 5 minutes of intercourse.2. Humans aren't the only h...
Posted by Patita ÿ on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 05:46:00 PST

Shun the non believer Charlie shuuuuuuuunnnn!

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Posted by Patita ÿ on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 12:25:00 PST

wisdom in a can

from:http://www.scribd.com/doc/3716/ebookebook-16-things-it- takes-most-of-us-50-years-to-learnThings It Takes Most Of Us 50 years to learn: 1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the nu...
Posted by Patita ÿ on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 03:59:00 PST

Weeeeeee!!!!

just 3 more days until our 3 year anniversary dinner!!!!!! No kids, nice restaurant, then, a late trip to extraordinary desserts!Can't wait, can't wait.
Posted by Patita ÿ on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 09:53:00 PST

Its the shit

1. Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?Bits and pieces, a bra here, ans shirt there, shoes for sure, a full wardrobe change not quite.2. What's something you MUST do before you die?F...
Posted by Patita ÿ on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 10:43:00 PST

Oh bother...

Still can't taste a damn thing. Sucks ASS!It's been since Monday now that my sinuses started acting weird. I can breathe just fine, but my sense of smell is just gone, seriously gone.Owen came to me e...
Posted by Patita ÿ on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 06:13:00 PST

Oh what to do

So here I am on a beautiful Saturday with absolutely nothing to do.Of course I could catch up on my school work, but I find myself so completely unmotivated that I don't want to do it, I just don't.I ...
Posted by Patita ÿ on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 02:32:00 PST

Blue Steel

I just started thinking of the good things that finally seem to be coing forth, but a few bad things always come with it.-inspired by Lisa's (Isaac's mommy) Happies and crappies*Good*Owen and Mimi are...
Posted by Patita ÿ on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 09:38:00 PST

I swear I'm getting ready for work!

1. WHAT CURSE WORD DO Y0U USE THE MOST?I try not to, but I probably say Goddamn a bit frequently.2. DO YOU OWN AN IPOD?Of course, what kind of Apple employee would I be if I didn't?3. WHAT PERSON ON Y...
Posted by Patita ÿ on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 09:35:00 PST