I'd like to meet:
Chuck Norris
Music:
The Who, Primus, Led Zeppelin, Matisyahu, Gary Numan, Secret Chiefs 3, Jimi Hendrix, Megadeth, SOAD, White Stripes, Audioslave, Chili Peppers, and Tom Sawyer by Rush, Greatest Song in the Universe! (See Family Guy clip, and Chester Cheetah is right!...)
Movies:
Clockwork Orange, Fight Club, Gangs of New York, Full Metal Jacket, Good Fellas, Casino, 40 Year Old Virgin, Oldschool, Anchorman, Harold and Kumar, Beerfest, Fear and Loathing...
Television:
Family Guy, The Office, My Name is Earl (The only 3 good TV shows on the air. Everything else is pretentious bull shit.)