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Mike

Oh baby, tonight we sleep in separate ditches.

About Me


I'm a slightly odd obsessive compulsive fat man who specializes in sexual deviancy, self-pity, self-loathing, diluting my soul with apathy, being fairly pretentious and trying my best to hold it all together and get on with everyone.
I'm currently studying creative music technology at Bath Spa University and spend most of my time playing around with sound, consuming poncy alcoholic beverages and day-dreaming.
Adores:
Music - Art - Chuck Palahniuk - Apples - Audrey Tautou - Pornography - Sandwiches - Napping - Rain - Hugs - Playing guitar - Large natural breasts - Day-dreaming - Post-industrial music - Cute girls with pretty faces who aren't sluts yet aren't repulsed by the thought of a finger in their bottom - The smell of Autumn - Maple syrup - The sound of a running tap - Harmony Korine - Imagining the world through sepia eyes
Abhors:
Genuine ignorance - Political correctness - Tabloids - The term "political correctness gone mad" being used in non-ironic or non-parodic situations - People who piss on toilet seats or floors - Questions during films - Middle-class "hippies" without a clue (why the fuck did I move to Bath...) - General university idiots who make me feel ashamed to be a student - Peas and sweetcorn (I don't mind the taste, but I find their size infuriating and insulting)
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My Interests

MaxMSP, absinthe, dark music, art, sound, lollerskating, using inappropriate words and phrases completely out of context to confuse people and sound like a cunt and badger baiting

I'd like to meet:



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Harmony Korine Audrey Tautou

Sasha Grey Leech

Nick Cave An Albino
I'd also like to meet my Mallory.

Music:



Movies:

Gummo, Ken Park, American Beauty, Bad Boy Bubby, Shortbus, The Rules of Attraction, Good Will Hunting, Amélie, City of God, Natural Born Killers, Dead Man's Shoes, Man on Fire, Trainspotting.

Television:

I very rarely watch it these days.

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk, Bret Easton Ellis, Hunter S. Thompson.

Heroes:

My friend Jessica looks like Sylar from Heroes.

My Blog

...And Angels Hone Their Hooked Beaks Upon My Open Chest Cavity

It still doesn't represent what I'm feeling. I don't know whether I need to search deeper or not. To be honest, I feel like amputating a limb right now.My desire to be used is only exceeded by my desi...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 10:05:00 PST

Stand By Your Man

My arms are open so wide that I feel like I'm being crucified.As I go through old photos, I invoke all of those old emotions and feelings, and they really do feel old. The desperation I'm going throug...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 07:06:00 PST

Ahh.

I feel like Mary Jane. Thanks Spidey.
Posted by Mike on Tue, 13 May 2008 06:02:00 PST

Hungover Bliss

I'm laying here, making the grey skies sunny again.
Posted by Mike on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:54:00 PST

I miss you.

The realization that, as an (almost) adult, I'm never going to have the same sort of friendships I had as child makes me sad.I want to come round your house for tea and a game of hide & seek.
Posted by Mike on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 11:42:00 PST

Swallow.

Those butterflies turn into moths and I am choking on their dust.
Posted by Mike on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 07:25:00 PST

yougofurther.co.uk

The website seems like a good idea - get to know people before you start university, but Jesus fucking Christ - I don't understand how some of the people on this website got through high-school, let a...
Posted by Mike on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 03:36:00 PST

Jade.

I've never known anyone who's died before. Well, sure I've had the odd distant relative die, closest being my grandad, but I didn't do anything when I found out he died, it didn't affect me. I don't k...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 08:24:00 PST