the slide |
this might seem totally out of nowhere, but a friend of mine who recently heard this story said it would be pretty funny to tell again. now, how it came up in that conversation i don't know, but...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 22:53:00 GMT |
listen to this story |
ok, so most people know i'm a big npr junky. not necessarily because i'm trying to be smart, just that i can't stand the other shit on the radio. it was friday morning and they were runnin...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 18:42:00 GMT |
the treehouse |
global warming has some benefits. it makes standing up in a tree in the middle of january not so bad. the tree is being fooled into an early bloom, the buds making little furry nubs on the...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 18:24:00 GMT |
Early Onset Old Age or How I Became (even more) Lame |
Perhaps I was born in the wrong time. Maybe I should have been born in the Middle Ages where you went to school, maybe 'til you were 9, got married and had kids by 17 and farmed some muddy tract...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 16:05:00 GMT |
The Quarter Life Crisis: deconstructed and indicted in memory of the bombing of Hiroshima. |
People our age keep speaking of suffering through the "quarter life crisis," a stage where we are faced with the growing concerns of starting families and careers in a job market that doesn't allow fo...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Aug 2005 17:06:00 GMT |
Life Is Beautiful, You Retard. |
This is the title to my as yet unwritten screenplay for which i will win 4 Oscars; Best Picture, Best Original Screenplay, Best Director and Best Actor. It's a story about a retarded boy (me) and his ...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Feb 2005 16:04:00 GMT |
musical retard |
ok it seems people comment too often as to my dated taste in music so here's my response.
as far as the question of whether music ended for me circa 1976, not really, there's a bit of a reason( very ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Feb 2005 09:04:00 GMT |
The Story of Samson Kracker Krog |
well, i guess you are wondering, hmmm, who is this samson kracker krog fellow. i used to have a friend named jason but it seems he's no longer there and some guy with an odd name has taken over his pi...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Feb 2005 14:31:00 GMT |
Technologically Challenged Unite!!! |
so you see my mom is crazy. one aspect of her insanity is that come x-mas time she spends way too much money on me and my sister on gifts. whereas my sister just sucks this shit right up i on the ot...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Jan 2005 18:04:00 GMT |
