MUSIC & OTHER NEWS |
JUST A QUICK NOTE....... I took off the Jimmy stuff and added songs- Ten of them. Take a listen and I hope you enjoy. It's been a little crazy around here for the past few weeks. Just know I miss all ...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:16:00 GMT |
I PAINTED MY PENIS ORANGE |
That's right....bright orange to be exact. In fact, it resembles one of those traffic cones. Then I placed an add on Craigslist as a swinger topper.........hold on, let me back up here......
Ya...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 13:42:00 GMT |
I HAD ONE TOO MANY...MAYBE TWO |
We had a get together last night that turned into a full-fledged orgy!
Ya see, Matt Snook and Phil Vandel stopped by to do some pickin'.....little did I know they were going to bring some cocaine and ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 09:10:00 GMT |
Mr. Ed Speaks |
I probably should start selling sperm.....my shit is ALLL good! That's right, in addition to being hung like a horse (don't believe my wife-SHE'S A FAT LIAR!), my doc said I'm healthy as one too. No p...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:23:00 GMT |
PIONEER PORN? |
First of all, thanks for playing my stupid-ass songs on your myspace profiles. Brent pointed out to me that the Unknown Massager is ranked in the top artists on myspace. That surprises the shit...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 08:11:00 GMT |
I THINK MY RIGHT ARM’S FIXIN’ TO GET SOME ACTION |
That's right.....and you wanna know why?
Well it all started at birth. Apparently, I got one of those "nut-job" genes. Yanno, the gene that makes normal people find humor in most everything.......
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 11:53:00 GMT |
THINNING THE HERD-One Cow at a Time |
Don't ever think the blogging community has a monopoly on emo shit. In my experience, that emo shit runs a muck thoughout myspace. I have some proof.
I want to preface this by saying, I have no intens...
Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 07:08:00 GMT |
MYSPACE DRAMA ZONE-25% MORE |
You know, I tried to do a serious blog about the state of blogging. I even offered an idea to have something else to discuss. However, after reading the comments from yesterday..........
http://blog.m...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 09:01:00 GMT |
Myspace Philosophy |
I had to switch back to being a massager. Guess I want to thin the herd out some more anyway. Besides, today's blog is serious and I didn't think you guys would take anything serious from that drunk p...
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 10:50:00 GMT |
DON'T FUCK WITH BOZO! |
Repost from 8/9/06
I have to tell you about one of my first jobs when I moved to Nashville. At the time, I was playing in clubs most every night, so I took a part time job at a Papa John's Pizza. I wo...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 09:04:00 GMT |
