Well, I'm half-Maori and half-Scottish. Which means that one half of me wants to get pissed and the other half doesn't want to pay for it. I like to rock black wife beaters with a yellow towel around my neck. Fuck all that bling shit! You'll probably hear my characteristic chuckle before you see me. Fewhohoohoo... shit this is taxing all this writing. Ima go fry some eggs.
