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Suburban Hillbilly Deluxe

You shut you're mouth when your talkin' to me!!! /a

About Me

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I'm was born and raised in Westland, Michigan for the most part. Have travelled alot. Lived all over Michigan, in South Beach, Miami, A few places in North Carolina and all over the South, out West in the Rockies, Alaska, etc., but alas, I always come back to Michigan where my family is. I don't know why, but I always miss the little brother Jamie when I'm gone;but damn I miss the South! I'm 38 going on 16 most of the time. I'm scotch-Irish,Polish, Welsh, Turkish, Russian, Prussian,Cherokee and part Hillbilly from my momma if you want to count that. Funny, witty, intelligent, handsome, outgoing, yet sometimes shy-blah,blah,blah and all the other things everyone else says!!!!!! There's obviously a lot more to me than I can fit here-so if you want to know ask me and I'll give an honest reply.....
Name: Jeff
Birthdate: 06/05/68
Birthplace: Garden City, Michigan
Current Location: Westland, Michigan
Hair Color: brown/blonde
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 193
Piercings: none
Tatoos: none
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: nada
Overused Phraze: what up!!!
FAVORITES
Food: sushi, chocolate, peanut butter, and chees
Candy: Resees
Number: 1
Color: red,baby blue
Animal: wolf
Drink: diet pepsi
Alcohol Drink: corona
Bagel: sesame toasted w/cream cheese
Letter: J of course
Body Part on Opposite sex:
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: BK
Strawberry or Watermelon: watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: iced tea
Chocolate or Vanilla chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: COFFEE
Kiss or Hug: Both
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Both, depends on the singer and the beat
Summer or Winter: summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny,but like both
Love or Money: LOVE- but money is a great bonus
YOUR...
Bedtime: usually not too late, unless I don't have to work the next day then it's REALLY late
Most Missed Memory: my grandfather
Best phyiscal feature: Eyes, hands, ass and of course my wonderful smile-oh and my brain-it's made out of matter so that's physical right?
First Thought Waking Up: Do I have to go to work today?
Goal for this year: To stop getting older
Good People
men
No Fears:
Heritage:
Longest relationship: 5 years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: sure
Ever Smoked: yep-still do it toooo much
Pot: yeah, but don't like it- makes me sick-so I don't do it
Ever been Drunk: YUP
Ever been beaten up: YUP
Ever beaten someone up: YUP
Ever Shoplifted: nope
Ever Skinny Dipped: Lot's, at the cottage-and all kind's of other alternative "skinny" versions
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yep- I was drunk or it was my brother, dad or grandpa
Been Dumped Lately: nope
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: no preference
Favorite Hair Color: no preference
Short or Long: don't matter- hot is hot
Height: doesn't matter
Style: not too conservative- unique is good
Looks or Personality: Both- but if you aint' got the personality it aint' gonna last.
Hot or Cute definitely HOT
Drugs and Alcohol: Don't mind the alcohol, could definitely do without the drugs
Muscular or Really Skinny: whatever- like I said HOT is good
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: a few, but life goes on and hopefully I don't repeat them
What country do you want to Visit: can't pick one-would love to travel all over Europe hiking and maybe rent a roadster and drive around with no plan
How do you want to Die: never
Been to the Mall Lately: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: Absolutely
Get along with your Parents: yep
Health Freak: no, but do like to exercise and physical activities
Do you think your Attractive: Absolutely- but what I want to know is do YOU find me attractive
Believe in Yourself: SURE- 98% of the time
Want to go to College: have and do and would enjoy going forever- love it
Do you Smoke: yep
Do you Drink: socially
Shower Daily: yep
Been in Love: Absolutely
Do yo Sing: all the time- just not well
Want to get Married: sure- I think so, some day
Do you want Children: sure
Have your future kids names planned out: not really
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: sorry a little late for this question
Hate anyone: Nope- but misplaced arrogance does tend to annoy me
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My Interests

/ bowling,softball,billiards,drinking,flyfishing,rockclimbing, Photography (although I'm obviously a techno moron cuz I can't figure out how to get my damn pics on this page, the one's i have someone had to do for me)drawing, goin' out and just hangin with my friends and family,playing with my English Setter Lance (short for Sir Lancelot),scuba diving,THUNDERSTORMS ROCK!, horseback riding, singing (alhough I suck..to bad you gotta listen to me anyway),dancing in the car and in the rain, martial arts, DANCING (flamenco and tango is effin HOT-but i love good ole' fashion booty shakin' too),tubing, the outdoors, dirtbiking,cruisin on my chopper (someday in Europe dammit!) DEEETROIT BAAAASKETBALL,The Tigers, Red Wings, Michigan football (sorry Lions). Going up north in the summer to my families cottage on the AuSable River, camping, hiking, canooing, anything physical. I pretty much love all sports. I LOVE going for walks in the woods and walking at night and lookin' at the stars. I love summer and fall, and the smell of spring. Halloween is the best. Beating Eric Gambrell in bowling pot games and the summer league at Plaza Lanes. The ladies. Stimulating conversation- although it isn't that easy to find! Drinking COFFEE and reading. Playing the guitar and harmonica. And I LOVEEEEE MUSIC!!!! Anything and everything dealing with the arts-plays, musicals,opera,museums,photography, good poetry-etc.,ect. Did I mention MUSIC!

I'd like to meet:


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Music:

Everything. Love country to opera to classical to heavy metal,blues,jazz especially be-bop era,Miles davis, johnny coltrane,alternative, of course the 80's when I was in high school,rap,r&b, classic rock. I own about 5,000 cd's so my taste is quite eclectic.

Movies:

everything from the classics to chick flicks to stupid comedy and action movies. Fully capable, for example, of watching and actually enjoying The Notebook and an Arnold Schwarzenneger movie. I enjoy a lot of foreign movies as well.

Television:

Grey's anatomy n CSI r the only ones I watch regularly. Law and order re-runs too. Usually home from work pretty late so i really don't watch TV much.

Books:

LOVE TO READ. The classics, really into historical fiction, literature and non-fiction, but love it all. Have about a 15,000 book library at home- and no eric they aren't porn mags.

Heroes:

1st and foremost: HENRY MILLER(the author???),eric gambrell, my mom and dad, and anyone who has overcome seemingly insurmountable odds. Anyone who stands up for what they believe regardless of the repercussions. And My little brother Jamie, as he has become much more successful that I ever thought he would. And of course my Eglish Setter Lance cuz he's always happy to see me, even when nobody else is!