My name is Kristen Elias ,
and I too throw myself within the ranks of those who hate writing online blog bios. No matter how long you slave over the perfect wording, or the right placement of a joke, it never is good enough to hold the readers attention. Lets face it oh dear reader (if you have indeed followed me thus far) blog readers have the attention span of a four year old on coffee.
I imagine that one day we will all unite against out built up fury and tear down the foundations of internet personalities-- nay, the very fabric of society itself-- and rebel against the tyranny that is an online blog bio.
But until that most exciting day arrives (for which I assure you I am well prepared), I leave you dear reader with a long winded soliloquy, and a short read bio:
My name is Kristen Elias, I like to draw. I'm 22, my birthday is on Halloween, I graduated from The Art Institute with a bachelors in animation, I collect riddles, my love is Saturday morning cartoons, I swim better than I walk, I have never played the game monopoly, I think ketchup is nasty, but there is very little I wouldn't do for a chocolate crossant.
Unfortunately, I will not be updating or blogging or messaging or plugging this myspace page. Infact the only reason I will log on is to add or deny a friend. If you need to contact me you can check out my online galleries. http://keah.com/
or
http://keah.deviantart.com/
Those are updated, and come with niffty pictures to boot! Sorry but blogs just arn't for me.
Caio.
KME
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kristen Elias
Birthday: Halloween (October, 31st)
Birthplace: Ohio, the great state of corn
Current Location: Pennsylvania, the great state of bad roads
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: short, black 'n red
Height: 5'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: welsh, french, swedish, and scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today: black boots
Your Weakness: chocolate crossants
Your Fears: puppets
Your Perfect Pizza: prefer tacos
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: My move to New York without loosing anything
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: dont use instant messengers
Thoughts First Waking Up: "whatthefrakintimeisit?"
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes I think
Your Bedtime: when work is done
Your Most Missed Memory: satruday morning cartoons
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: don't eat fastfood
Single or Group Dates: either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: don't drink tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: don't drink coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: only in french
Do you Sing:
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: been there, done that
Do you want to get Married: probably not
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: only in a car
Do you think you are Attractive: averagely pretty
Are you a Health Freak: not a freak but I stay healthy
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: during the day time, yes
Do you play an Instrument: drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup, I love me a good rum 'n coke
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: in martial arts training, but you should have seen the other guy
Ever Shoplifted: once, and karma got me for it
How do you want to Die: as a hero, sacrificing myself for another
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: younger
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia, its a life goal
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown or green
Favourite Hair Color: brown or dirty blond
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: taller than me
Weight: more than me, but still in shape
Best Clothing Style: casual, jeans an a T-shirt
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: I own more DVDs
Number of Piercings: two, one in each ear
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: just as many as I cherrish
