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Christopher Bogus

I wish I was pumpkin pie.

About Me

Christopher Bogus is a dork.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/8/2005
Band Website: christopherbogus.com
Influences: Booker T. & The M.G.'s, Harvey Danger, Billy Preston, Rufus Wainwright.
Sounds Like: Geek Rock!
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Secret Code!

Oh man.  I'm still trying to get Christopher K. Jones's name off of my credit report.  This morning I spent one hour on the phone getting jerked around. The automated system asks for my...
Posted by Christopher Bogus on Thu, 22 May 2008 09:20:00 PST

L-O-S-T

Emily told me that Madeleine just read her first word.  The word "Lost" was on the computer screen, and Madeleine sounded it out and pronounced it!!!  That's pretty damn amazing if you ask m...
Posted by Christopher Bogus on Fri, 16 May 2008 01:12:00 PST

Sadcat!

Poor little Charlie the One Eyed Cat is having surgery today.  He swallowed a large piece of plastic and hasn't hardly ate for two weeks.  It was so sad to go to the animal hospital yesterda...
Posted by Christopher Bogus on Tue, 06 May 2008 10:29:00 PST

Fit!

Emily and I have our Fit and it is awesome.  Madeleine got so excited when she saw it, she ran up and kissed it. Speaking of Madeleine, she has two songs she sings that are rad.  Here's the ...
Posted by Christopher Bogus on Fri, 02 May 2008 09:02:00 PST

Heaven

Madeleine told me this morning that she missed Ichi, her first fish.  (He passed away a little while ago, and we had to flush him.)  She asked me where he was, and I told her Ichi is in Heav...
Posted by Christopher Bogus on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 08:20:00 PST

Yo! MTV Raps

This morning MTV 8 (or whatever) was playing all rap videos from 1991-92.  It was awesome. So, here's the news.  I had two hits, one run, and one RBI in my softball game.  We won 16-9. ...
Posted by Christopher Bogus on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 07:57:00 PST

Holy Mother-f’in Crud

Those bastards at The Price Is Right ripped me off!  What a bunch of bastards. Remember my blog about Bogustlevania?  Yeah, well, one of those thieving writers at TPIR stole it and put it in...
Posted by Christopher Bogus on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:33:00 PST

Down Here

Why don’t the bags that grapes or cherries come in ever stay closed?  There’s like a zip-lock thingie on it, but I have never seen one in a functional state.  Instead, every bag ...
Posted by Christopher Bogus on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:20:00 PST

Why do Good Girls go for Bad Guys?

Why is Alanis Morissette touring with Matchbox 20, or Sara Bareilles with James Blunt?  That sucks.  I'd go see either of those girls, but you couldn't pay me to see those guys.&nb...
Posted by Christopher Bogus on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 04:19:00 PST

Happy Birthday Madeleine!

Today, Madeleine is four years old, but it is her first birthday!  Tonight all of her grandparents are coming over for a party, and tomorrow she and her friends are swimming at the pool!  I'...
Posted by Christopher Bogus on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 07:44:00 PST