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jessikaki

About Me

I am kinda weird I won't lie.
Your 1950s Name is:
Bonnie Rhonda What's your 1950s Name?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet everyone and anyone! I love new people!

My Blog

Bukakee?

BRITTANY : What does Bukakee mean?   JAMAL : It is where you have a girl tied up, and there is a minimum of like 15 guys all blowing there load on the girls face.   BRITTANY : That's Bufuck...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 22:08:00 GMT

My Life Movie as according to my Shuffle.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?So, here's how it works:1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc).2. Put it on shuffle.3. Press play.4. For every question, ...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 00:24:00 GMT

Sipping Vodka

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.  The monsignor replied, " When I am worried about getting nervous On the pu...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 15:20:00 GMT

Imponderables

1. If you take an Oriental person and spin them around several times, do they become disoriented? 2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? 3. Why do we s...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 00:23:00 GMT

hahahaha how many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?....

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Posted by on Tue, 16 May 2006 09:51:00 GMT

when bitches drink

WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............ 1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" I...
Posted by on Tue, 16 May 2006 09:31:00 GMT