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About Me

Drinking makes you happy with your body, the way it is. I'm a 23 year old pessimist and cynic.

My Interests

A lot of things interest me. Boomerangs for example. I've never seen one work properly. I'm interested in finding one that will work, preferrably for food or minimum wage.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a travelling magician tarp salesman or a ghost pirate. I have a feeling that I would have a lot in common with both of those gentle souls.

Movies:

Every movie in the 6.88 wal-mart discount bin. Also, anything with Bruce Willis or Nicolas Cage. So famous.

Television:

I'll pass on television. Wait. No. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Anything hilarious. Hilarity ensues. Lost and 24 are good too. Everyone loves those though. I'm so unique.

Books:

I like reading books about me. Since there aren't any out there, I haven't been reading too much. I'm considering writing a book about myself. I think I'll be the only one to read it.

Heroes:

Norman Borlaug Charles Darwin The dancing douchebag from the six flags commercials The A&W rootbeer bear Tiny Tim's ukulele Uncle Terrence, the man I lost my virginity (innocence) to

My Blog

Things I hate (in point form)

The emosFall out boymost musicthe internettube sockswhite socks with black dress shoes and black dress pantsconstant belittlingignorancemainly I just wanted to express my hatred for emo music and fall...
Posted by Tom on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:26:00 PST

diarrhea soup

I can not express how much I enjoy this job. It pays good, it's easy and it's kind of fun. School starts in April. Gotta do some shit this coming week so I can get in for part time schools. Funniest s...
Posted by Tom on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 09:41:00 PST

fdsdsfdfafdsdfsa

1. What time did you get up this morning?8:30 2. How do you like your steak? Rare 3. What was the last movie you saw at the cinema?Reno 911:Miami! 4. What is your favorite TV show?Inspector Gadget ...
Posted by Tom on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 08:06:00 PST

The best part about the internet is..

Free pornography? I don't know. I'm bored and I played too much Katamari. I'm going to have a dream about it, I just know it.This new job is pretty good. All we do is sit around and make fun of stuff ...
Posted by Tom on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:41:00 PST

Tired of..

People that say things like "I don't care enough to respond" or "This website of bloggery is stupid and doesn't deserve my ACTUAL feelings". That says a lot to the people who are reading what you writ...
Posted by Tom on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 07:19:00 PST

yo internet.

I went out for lunch with my old chinese friend from Star Choice today. She was nice. She's marrying the dude she was dating that I didn't like. He wore white socks with black pants and black dress sh...
Posted by Tom on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 12:44:00 PST

crazyeeeee.

I just had a nap dream. I was in line at some kind of carwash for dogs with a girl and her dog. I was, for some reason, completely naked. I went to the front of the line because everyone was using the...
Posted by Tom on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 08:45:00 PST

The internet offends me.

I should quit using the internet. Everyone who uses it is progressively getting dumber. And what's with emo kids? Those skinny buttfuckers always look so sad. What's there to be sad about? You're thin...
Posted by Tom on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 07:47:00 PST

24

Mary Lynn Rajskub. Marry me. Your nerd humor when you're off the show makes me hungry for love. Love and a hoagie sandwich. I absolutely love this television show. Every episode makes me want to watch...
Posted by Tom on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:06:00 PST

same horseshit questions. different horseshit order.

1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?Once, by a man named Jack Bauer. I said yes. 2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?Couple years. 3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? Pirates of the Caribbean slippers. Scorch! 4. EV...
Posted by Tom on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 11:44:00 PST