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BEER, ITS NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE!!!

FLY ME TO THE MOON...

About Me

I'm 24 years old. I live in compton and no I'm not a gang banger. I'm a student looking for someone to talk to who isn't a dumbass, ignorant, racist sack of shit, poor excuse for a human being. If you don't like to laugh then got to church and get a sense of humor.(i think church is funny) Anyway, if you are a female over 18 and would like to get to know me here I am.(No guys, I'm straight) What else, i think a sword is better than a gun when you are up close, if not you're fucked. "apart from them, none knew of it"
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Chain gun
Your Favorite Target: Poseurs
Your Kill Count: 714,119,662
Your Battle Cry: "Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?"
Years You Spend in Jail: 25
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $114,918,174,482,411
Your Homocidal Insanity Level: 91%
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Javier Mejia's Past Lives
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376 BC : Warrior
1189 AD : A monk
1831 AD : A rum runner Which mythical creature resides in your soul? (11 Results + Pictures)
DRAGON
You are the dragon. A dragon, in western lore, is a giant lizard with wings. It usually has the capability to breathe fire. The dragon symbolizes immense power, physical strength, and courage. The dragon has also been a symbol of wisdom and of protection. Dragons may also appear to be greedy as many a tale depict them as keepers of vast hordes of treasure.
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You Are 68% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
You are: THE JOKER!
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You Are Homer Simpson
You're just an ordinary, all-American working Joe...
With a special fondness for pork rinds and donuts.
You will be remembered for: your little "isms" and philosophies on life
Your life philosophy: "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel." The Simpsons Personality TestTake the quiz:
Which firearm are you?

Shotgun
You like to fight up close and you are are not afrid to burst into a room of enemy forces
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What kinda sex do you like?
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DOB
Favourite Color
Times you want to fuck a day.. 1
Fav. position any position as long as its rough
How you like it wet and messy
Where do you like doing it on the beach
how good are you? fucking orgasmic
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My Interests

I paintball some, i play video games, i read, i go online, i also sit professionally. into the occult. believe in ghosts cuz i've seen them. i think. into psychology(that explains why i said i think), and history. know useless facts. into studies about serial killers.(just fascinating) and like to watch historical shows. anything about ww2, relgion, and just plain interesting bullshit.
You Are a Martini
There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush.
You hold your liquor well, and you hold a lot of it! What Mixed Drink Are You?
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Forlorn Monk.

Where You Lived: Italy.

How You Died: Decapitation. Who Were You In a Past Life?

I'd like to meet:

I wanna meet a girl who can laugh at my jokes(even if they suck) (especially if they suck), likes fat guys(cuz i'm fat), can take a joke(cuz me and my friends fuck around alot), not jealous(cuz I am sexy), and can basically like me for me.(if this ain't you, don't bother me). Oh and one more thing, i listen to a strange mix of music. i like everything from classical to Andrew W.K. to opera to Insane Clown Posse. ICP is the shit. Thats basically it for now, anything new I'll let you know. P.S. If you have a tattoo of wings on your back, you are gorgeous. I love that tattoo.
Your Heart is Red

What Color is Your Heart?
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Your Kissing Purity Score: 43% Pure
You're not one to kiss and tell...

But word is, you kiss pretty well. Kissing Purity Test
How to make a javier mejia
Ingredients:
3 parts anger
3 parts silliness
1 part empathy
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of fitness and a pinch of salt. Yum!
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Personality cocktail
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You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 80% Superman 75% Spider-Man 75% Iron Man 65% Supergirl 53% Catwoman 50% Robin 43% Batman 40% Hulk 40% The Flash 40% Wonder Woman 38% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
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Music:

i like almost anything. as long as it doesnt suck. ICP, Twiztid, Esham, Zug Island, Dark Lotus, Psycopathic Rydas, Marz are the shit. other than them, metal, classical, classic rock, oldies, some punk, rap, opera, a little spanish music and jingles. send your momma straight out to the store, tell that bitch to bring home some faygo. told you i like alot of different music.
Your Birthdate: May 10
Independent and dominant, you tend to be the alpha dog in most situations.
You're very confident, and hardly anything ever shakes you.
Mundane tasks tend to drain you - you prefer to be making great plans.
You are quite original. When people don't "get" you, it bothers you a lot.

Your strength: Your ability to gain respect

Your weakness: Caring too much what others think

Your power color: Orange-red

Your power symbol: Letter X

Your power month: October What Does Your Birth Date Mean?I'M FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES PRETTY BUBBLES IN THE AIR THEY FLY SO HIGH ALMOST REACH THE SKY THEN LIKE MY DREAMS THEY FADE AND DIE FORTUNE'S ALWAYS HIDING I'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE I'M FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES PRETTY BUBBLES IN THE AIR
Video: Cowboy Bebop-Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
by Tear-My-Soul-Apart
.. You scored as Lust.

Lust


63%

Wrath


56%

Envy


50%

Sloth


44%

Gluttony


44%

Greed


25%

Pride


13%
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Movies:

My movie preferences are kinda like my music preferences. scattered. documentaries to action to comedy to love stories. Dracula kicked ass. http://www.kelwick.karoo.net/Images/2002%20Pics/Super%20Troo pers%2001.jpg PUNISHMENT PUNISHMENT PUNISHMENT PUNISHMENT PUNISHMENT PUNISHMENT PUNISHMENT PUNISHMENT PUNISHMENT Click here to get Falling Objects PUNISHMENT PUNISHMENT PUNISHMENT PUNISHMENT PUNISHMENT PUNISHMENT PUNISHMENT PUNISHMENT PUNISHMENT PUNISHMENT PUNISHMENT PUNISHMENT PUNISHMENT PUNISHMENT PUNISHMENT

Television:

I like the simpsons, family guy, wrestling, PBS shows on historical shit save me when there's nothing on.(i got no cable, shhhhhhhhh) and alot of cartoons.(but usually on dvd or tapes cuz some of the new cartoons really lick dog balls) transformers and robotech were my favs when i was younger.

Books:

mick foley's have a nice day, a tale of blood and sweat socks, the necronomicon, the black magic rituals of jack the ripper, silence of the lambs, and gonna try to read the bible,(i wanna know what all the hype is about)

Heroes:

I think my hero would have too be Jesus. He got so many people to believe he was the son of god, and now churches tax you for your sins. We are afraid of a mythical parental figure, shaking his finger at us from a thousand years ago, saying do it and i'll fucking spank you. Picture of the devil on the wall at Forest Lawn in Long Beach!

My Blog

green song part 3

I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND OUTSIDE. THERE WERE STILL SOME PEOPLE OUTSIDE LOOKING VERY SICK. I LOOKED UP AND DOWN THE STREET AND THERE WAS NO SIGHT OF THE STRANGER. JOSEPHINE CAME RUNNING UP TO ME AND FELL ...
Posted by BEER, ITS NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE!!! on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 02:07:00 PST

green song part 2

HE PLAYED HIS SONG FOR WHAT SEEMED LIKE HOURS. MANY IN TOWN CAME OUT TO SEE WHAT WAS DISTURBING THEIR USUALLY QUIET TOWN. THEY SEEMED ENTRANCED BY THE STRANGERS SONG. CLOSING THEIR EYES AND LOOKING AS...
Posted by BEER, ITS NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE!!! on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 10:13:00 PST

GREEN SONG PART 1

THERE WAS A STRANGER IN TOWN TODAY. HE WORE A DARK GREEN TUXEDO AND CARRIED A WOODEN FLUTE. HE LOOKED ABOUT FORTY YEARS OLD. I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND WHY HE IS STILL AROUND. IN THIS TOWN, OUTSID...
Posted by BEER, ITS NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE!!! on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 12:07:00 PST

the existence of god

well, i don't know if god does exist. all i know is that sometimes, even for the hardcore non-believer, it can be said that he may exist. also, for the hardcore believer, it can be said that he doesn'...
Posted by BEER, ITS NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE!!! on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 11:33:00 PST

stupid people on my space...

So I'm looking around trying to see who's on my space and like usual i try to message new people that seem interesting to me. To my surprise some of these assholes have set their profiles to private. ...
Posted by BEER, ITS NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE!!! on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 05:47:00 PST

in the united states of america....

freedom of speech has yanked out of our hands like a young man's dick while he masterbated with it. it hurt. you can't say what you want anymore. if you say something mildly offensive to someone, you ...
Posted by BEER, ITS NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE!!! on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 12:09:00 PST

have you ever thought to yourself, what the fuck?

daffy duck never wore pants, but he always wrapped himself in a towel when coming out of the bath tub. also, he would scream if someone opened the shower while he was in it. i kmean, are all animators...
Posted by BEER, ITS NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE!!! on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 10:17:00 PST

why do people....

why do people ask for the truth but hate it when they hear it? is it just women who act like this? why do they feel the need to ask, do i look fat in this? if you're fat, you know you look fat. if you...
Posted by BEER, ITS NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i hate those right to lifer fucks.

mrs. schiavo is dead. she was dead since she had her heart attack all those years ago. her body just didn't have enough sense to stop. all these religious people wanted to keep her alive and suffering...
Posted by BEER, ITS NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wassup people.

so anyway, i'm just here to tell everyone what i've been up to. well to sum it all up, not much of anything. school aand then home. except yesterday. went to the mall, anaheim (to buy sheesha), and th...
Posted by BEER, ITS NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST