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miriam

I am here for Dating and Serious Relationships

About Me

i like to browse through pornographic maggies and sleep in the gutter from time to time.. an occasional walk on the balance beam and a romantic doggy to sleep with will do me just fine.. if youre wondering.. well.. miriam.. why is your hair curly.. the answer is.. simple physics! need to know more.. call me.. 973 627 2898

My Interests

other women (preferable aunt jemima) dogtales, ronald mcdonald, the toad prince, virbrators( meants for insertion in the asshole) lettuce crackers, pluto (the dog that is) and uranus (the human organ that is)

I'd like to meet:

the grinch, santa, catdog, pinky and the brain, brad pittsburg, harry potter, aunt jemima, saabrina the teenage bitch(tehe) and mother goose

Music:

i normally listen to the crickets outside my bedroom window, hoping romeo soon will appear

Movies:

i dont have a tv in my house so i cant really watch movies and icant really afford to go to the movies with a 2 1/2 cent allowence a year

Television:

-- FUCKIN UP..dave chappelle

Books:

so hard to pick from the 3,000 books a week i read, but im thinking that my favorite is "adventure to neverneverland" staring blue and steve from bluesclues

Heroes:

dick van DYKE