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rachel alert

About Me



My Interests

--where is your harbor?

I'd like to meet:

zombies. real bloody ones. who drink iced tea when it's hot with lots of sugar. and brains.

Music:

in the morning--junior boys

My Blog

another day, another metallica member insult

so today jules and i wandered from the house (golden gate park and haight st.) down to the presidio, all along the coast through camino del mar, where we ran into kirk hamett from metallica and i said...
Posted by rachel alert on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

nothing beats

coming home from a long day at work to steamy asparagus and spicy rice. it makes a girl smile. p.s. i got promoted again at work!
Posted by rachel alert on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

oh l'amour...

sasha, kelley, natasha and i have tickets to erasure. i am not joking. holy christ i am so excited
Posted by rachel alert on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

novocaine and cranberry harvesting

have you ever seen a cranberry harvest? they either scoop them up off the vine with this insane contraption, or flood the field, corral the cranberries (which have an airpocket that makes them float)...
Posted by rachel alert on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

julian and rachel's it's a very morrissey thanksgiving

here is what we made: scary veg chicken (in lieu of veg turkey) sweet potato casserole (with yams instead of sweet potatoes) green beans with almonds and garlic broccoli (sp?) melba toast dressin...
Posted by rachel alert on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i want to see it

shaun of the dead. can't.wait. zombies zombies zombies.....
Posted by rachel alert on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hair update

so the places where that person bleached my hair and subsequently burned my head was covered in scabs. now the scabs are falling off. is that hot or what?
Posted by rachel alert on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

holy christ holy christ oh my god

my hair. oh my fucking god. i might cry.
Posted by rachel alert on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

all this vitamin d is making me giddy

today i ran all my errands in a strapless shirt to maintain my tan. despite the stress fracture in my foot, the mouse in my house, and the $47 in my bank account, today is nice.
Posted by rachel alert on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i did it my way

i made tortellini tonight. it ended up looking more like ravioli though. it was still fucking great.
Posted by rachel alert on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST