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tim colins

I am here for Friends

About Me

This profile was made at Whateverlife.com! :)I am a man of priniciple. By that I mean I refuse to get a haircut at a place unless it has a real old timey candy striped spinning barber pole. A life without principle is one I do not care to lead.

My Interests

Dole 100% juice Mango Lime Fiesta is the tastiest of any beverage, its my absolute favorite

I'd like to meet:

A few years ago I lived by the motto "I've got enough friends," and I went out of my way not to meet anyone new and inconvenience myself with more friends. Then I finished school and started moving around, away from all my friends and I realized how stupid of an idea it was to actually go out of my way to avoid meeting new people. I am still kind of shy though...

Music:

Shakira...but really just the portugese albums

Television:

Who ever thought the laugh track was a good idea for tv shows? Was it is the same person who one day woke up, looked in the mirror and said "you know what, I am going to go out and buy the BIGGEST sunglasses I can find, preferably a pair with lenses the size of frisbees that cover more than 2/3 of my entire face and wear them around..." Malcolm in the Middle, The Office, My Name is Earl, The Wonder years, Everybody Hates Chris, Scrubs, Arrested Development...no laugh tracks...all great tv shows

Books:

Once I met Mitch Albom at a Borders where he was signing copies of 'Tuesdays with Morrie' for approximately 1800 gushing middle aged women who all claimed to be his greatest fan. So I waited my turn and presented him with a copy of his masterpiece, 'Fab Five.' So we then talked about basketball for a while and he wrote "Go Blue" in my book.That might have been among the top five greatest days of my life (besides, of course, the time I saw a preseason Pistons game in South Dakota and met Joe Dumars and George Blaha and I told a funny joke that made the entire Pistons bench crack up, except Rasheed Wallace who just looked at me like I was weird or something...)

Heroes:

My hero used to be Ted Nugent until the second season of 'Surviving Nugent' on VH1 when he cut his leg with a chainsaw like a dumbass.

My Blog

hotel antics

I dont know what the deal is but the last several times I have stayed in hotels they put me in the handicapped room. Its actually not bad because they are VERY spacious and I love being able to sit do...
Posted by tim colins on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 08:50:00 PST

worst birthday ever...

Stupid Michigan had to lose to stupid Ohio State...I was looking forward to this all year and I took the day off just to make sure I could give my full attention and not get distracted by work. So the...
Posted by tim colins on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 06:26:00 PST

blanket hog

Every morning after she eats breakfast my 70 pound dog barges into my room and jumps on the bed, steals all the covers and take up all the best sleeping spots. Usually she stays at the end of the bed...
Posted by tim colins on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 03:41:00 PST