About Me
I stay true to my roots; the ghetto's of Naugy.
Being the only true, hispanic man in the world, I am prone to be subject of racism, which leaves me little choice but to carry a piece.
Other than packing a .45 I am a peace-loving man who makes an honest living by selling ponies and standing up for my people. Despite this fact of life I have been falsely accused several times of slander, fraud, theft, battery, carjacking, home jacking, illegal possession of firearms, pimping, assault, manslaughter, bribery, obstruction, perjury, burglary, provocation, arson and robbery.
The latest accusations also involve unfair competition in a MMORPG called World of Warcraft, where I allegedly owned other players to the point of virtual rape and humiliation.
