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THE BUTCHER!!!

If you lear to take a walk with me, just give me sometime and you might see, I can be your hero if y

About Me

b Well my name is Josh and i'm 26. I work as a meat manager for a grocery store. I'm a pretty laid back guy. I like to get out when I get a chance...However, nothing beats sitting on the couch and watching a movie. I love my friends and family...A huge part of my life...I just moved to Carlsbad a few months ago. I love it here. When I can, I like to get away. Whether it's going to Vegas, hanging out at the beach, camping, or any other activity that keeps me entertained. I'm always down to meet new people. I am fun outgoing person...I'm pretty darn entertaining to...Hahaha...Anything else you want to know, just ask...
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Basics:
Name: jJoshua Solis
Date of Birth: March 14,1981
Birthplace: Westminster,CA
Current Location: Carlsbad,CA
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'3"
Heritage: Mexican and Irish
Piercings: None
Tattoos: Two
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Will 3000 song on my iPod do???
Song: Refer to above
Movie: Tommy Boy....Well Look above again...
Disney Movie: The Emperor's New Groove
TV show: House and CSI Miami
Color: Black, Blue, Red
Food: Mexican and Italian
Pizza topping: Pepperoni and Pineapple..Sometimes bacon to....
Ice-Cream Flavor: Cookies and Cream
Drink (alcoholic): All kinds of stuff....Mainly stick to several different types of Beer.
Soda: Coke Zero and Sprite
Store: None really
Clothing Brand: Anything..So long as I like it
Shoe Brand: Chucks
Season: Summer
Month: March
Holiday/Festival: Turkey Day
Flower: White Rose
Make-Up Item: I'm a guy
Board game: The Game of Life
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Both
Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
Fruit or veggie: Fruit
Night or day: Both
Sour or sweet: Both
Love or money: Love
Phone or in person: Person
Looks or personality: Can I have both???
Coffee or tea: Coffee
Hot or cold: Nice
Your:
Goal for this year: Work and try to save money
Most missed memory: The good ol' days
Best physical feature: My eyes
First thought waking up: Time to get ready for work
Hypothetical personality disorder: I'm pretty content...Not sure what i'm supposed to say here..
Preferred type of plastic surgery: Teeth
Sesame street alter ego: At work...Oscar......Oustide of work....Snuffulupagus
Fairytale alter ego: Puff The Magic Dragon
Most stupid remark: Good for him....
Worst crime: Was an accessory to auto-theft...We never got arrested or anything..It was a lokg time ago...Hahaha!!!
Greatest ambition: Marrige and Children
Greatest fear: Being alone
Darkest secret: It wouldn't be a secret now...Would it???
Favorite subject: History and Science
Strangest received gift: Jones Soda....The Thanksgiving set...Yuck!!!
Worst habit: Smoking....I cut way back though....
Do You:
Smoke: Sometimes when I drink
Drink: When I smoke....Hahaha....Yeah
Curse: Too much
Shower daily: Sometimes twice
Like thunderstorms: Yes
Dance in the rain: If someone dances with me
Sing: All the time
Play an instrument: A few acually
Get along with your parents: Now I do
Wish on stars: Sometimes
Believe in fate: Yes
Believe in love at first sight: It hasn't happened yet
Can You:
Drive: Call me Evil Kenievel
Sew: Not really
Cook: Yes
Speak another language: Some Spanish
Dance: After a few cocktails
Sing: I think I can after a few cocktails...Hahaha!!!
Touch your nose with your tongue: Almost
Whistle: Sure can
Curl your tongue: three times
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Apparently you don't know me...= P
Been Stoned/High: Not in a really long time
Eaten Sushi: Sure have
Been in Love: Thought I was once...Was I worng
Skipped school: Only a couple of times
Made prank calls: A long time ago....
Sent someone a love letter: Nope
Stolen something: Yes...Candy
Cried yourself to sleep: I think once
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? Being dishonest
Are you right or left handed? Lfet handed
What is your bedtime? whenever I feel like going to bed
Name three things you can't live without: Phone. Vehcle, and sad to say it...But work
What is the color of your room? White...Blah...
Do you have any siblings? A brother and sister...
Do you have any pets? Shadow just died a few months ago...= (
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? Hmmmm.....
What is you middle name? Ernesto
What are you nicknames? The Butcher, Shrek, Ogre, Oaf......
Are you for or against gay marriage? I don't agree with it.....But it's not my place to really say...
What are your thoughts ..ion? Definate no.
Do you have a crush on anyone? Sure do
Are you afraid of the dark? Not at all
How do you want to die? I don't
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? Probably 10
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Absolutely
What is the last law you’ve broken? Shop lift or open container...Both pretty dumb
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Almost sny color
Eye color: Any
Height 5'0"-6'0"
Weight Average
Most important physical feature: Smile
Biggest turn-off Dishonesty
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I did not die...............Do not stand over my grave and weep: I am not here. I do not sleep. I am a thousand winds that blow, I am the diamond glint on snow. I am the sunlight on ripened grain, I am the gentle autumn rain. When you awake in morning's hush, I am the swift uplifting rush of quiet birds in circling flight. I am the soft starshine at night. Do not stand on my grave and cry: I am not there, I did not die...........IN LOVING MEMORY OF MY FATHER......THOMAS JOSEPH FERRY November 28, 1958- May 6, 2005

My Interests



I enjoy music, movies, simpsons, food, beer, and of course.......the ladies.......
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I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet someone nice, attractive, smart, funny, someone who can hold a conversation, that like long walks on the beach, cnadlelit dinners and likes to just relax on occasion, but at the same time....someone who can party with the best of them....... LIKE THESE FOOLS......

Music:



AFi, nofx, pennywise, face to face, coheed, the bled, the used, story of the year, jimmy eat world, any 80's music, the doors, zepplin, hendrix, bad religion, no use for a name, black flag, blink, hemingway, pearl jam, green day, soundgarden, rage against the machine, nirvana, the cure, justin timberlake, incubus, hoobastank, mest, thrice, anberlin, number one gun, stp, foo fighters, brand new, dashboard, thrice, letter kills, audio slave, rage, project 86, taking back sunday, black eyed peas, J5, snoop, dre, ice cube, modest mouse, velvet revolver, 3eb, moody blues, sublime,NIN, smashing pumpkins, the , ray charles, norah jones, cold play, RISE AGAINST, flogging molly, the killers, stavesacre, my chemical romance, weezer, the bravery, reggie and the full effect, .....................and the list goes on.

Movies:

TOMMY BOY, BILLY MADISON, SPACEBALLS,FULL METAL JACKET, CHICK FLICKS, DONNIE DARKOE, REQUIEM FOR A DREAM, FERRIS BUELLER, KILL BILL, OLD SCHOOL, THE AMERICAN PIE COLLECTION, WALL STREET, BIO DOME, ACE VENTURA, BIG FISH, EDWARD SCISSOR HANDS, FORREST GUMP, ROAD TO PERDITION, FALLING DOWN, HAPPY GILMORE, ANGER MANAGEMENT, SPIDER MAN 1 AND 2, ANCHORMAN, DODGEBALL, BEVERLY HILLS NINJA, LETHAL WEAPON MOVIES, TEENAGE MUTANT TURTLES, NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY, THE DOORS, CLERKS, MALLRATS, CHASING AMY, JAY AND SILENT BOB, DOGMA, FROM HELL, THE RING, STARSKY AND HUTCH, MEET THE PARENTS,

Television:

ANYTHING REALLY.....WHATEVER CATCHES MY EYE!

Books:

"AND THE WORST THING ABOUT IT ALL, I NEVER LEARNED TO READ. "

Heroes:

MY GRANDFATHER, JESUS....

My Blog

Fires...

The past few days have been pretty crazy!!! Not just me, but hundred's of thousands of people. I went to go donate some pillows, blankets, water, and food last night. It's funny how a random act of ki...
Posted by THE BUTCHER!!! on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:17:00 PST

WOEMEN!!!!

So I have recently come to the realizaton that in order for me to find a girl, I need to be a dick. Now I have been told by many different women that I am too nice. What the eff is that about??? Do yo...
Posted by THE BUTCHER!!! on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 06:59:00 PST

THE GREATEST.....

"The greatest irony of love; loving the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right and finding out you love someone right after that person walks out of your life."...
Posted by THE BUTCHER!!! on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 12:08:00 PST

Something We All need To Hear...

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken, probably more than once, and it's harder every time. You'll fight ...
Posted by THE BUTCHER!!! on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:22:00 PST

Finally.....

I FINALLY DECIDED TO QUIT ALBERTSON'S!!!! I PUT MY TWO WEEK NOTICE IN TODAY. EFF THAT FRIGGIN COMPANY. YOU CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH BEFORE IT'S TIME TO DECIDE THAT IT'S TIME TO TAKE CARE OF NUMBER AND NO...
Posted by THE BUTCHER!!! on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 11:48:00 PST

GOOD WORDS TO LIVE BY.....

Maybe God wanted us to meet the wrong people before meeting the rightone so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how tobe grateful for that gift.Maybe when the door of happiness cl...
Posted by THE BUTCHER!!! on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 08:42:00 PST

About life...and it's so true!!!!

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf...
Posted by THE BUTCHER!!! on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 09:56:00 PST

Sure....

I got a story it's almost finishedall i need is someone to tell it toomaybe, that's you.our time is borrowed and spent to freelyevery minute i have needs to be made upbut how?i'm looking for a nice wa...
Posted by THE BUTCHER!!! on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 08:11:00 PST

TRUE STORY...IT HAPPENED TO ME....

  Warning!!!! Scam going around. Must read!! BE WARNED!I don't how many of you shop at Costco, OR Walmart butthis may be useful to know.I have become a victim of a clever scam while outshoppi...
Posted by THE BUTCHER!!! on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 03:01:00 PST

AMAZING LYRICS....

I felt for sure last nightThat once we said goodbyeNo one else will know these lonely dreamsNo one else will know that part of meIm still driving awayAnd Im sorry every dayI wont always love these...
Posted by THE BUTCHER!!! on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 08:38:00 PST