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Melvin

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Im a playa. Dont get ya heart broke.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Wrinkly old virgins.

My Blog

My best friend Carl

Carl is a cum chewing douche bag. He has a Thick Aroma that is unmatched by any other foul smelling gas. I hear he shaves his legs. Don't you wish Carl wasn't such a master of mange?
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

lay deez ladies

Hey! i was thinking... about ladies? where do you get em? i wanna know cuz ther are some studs here on myspace... aka me... that want to hang wit da ladies. more like laides ... yah!
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT