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KU

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About Me



*booya-lovin-german-tourette-bearin'-marzipan-munchin'-ska-m oshin'-chicken-luvin'-nooch y'all know as KU! XD*
(mother licker!)
Eine Gesichte von Fag
Letzte Woche reisten Marie und ihre lässig Fag nach Amsterdam.
Jeden Morgen kockte Fag den besten Kuchen auf der ganzen Welt für das Frühstuck.
Jeden Abends hörten sie ihre eigenen persönlichden Bande, ein Leiden von 36 Crazy Fists und Zebreahead, und sie tanzten zu dieser Musik.
Mittenachtlich spielte Fag 'TischTennis' mit die SAW3 Frau, und mittaglich spielte Marie 'MiniGolf' mit Jimmy pop Ali und einem Grossen, schmierigen Ringer.
Dass machten sie viel Spaß.
Fag, Marie, SAW3 Frau, Jimmy und der Ringer wohnten zusammen glücklicherweise und spielten sie viel Sport.
Und für die Befriedigung rauchte Marie und Fag lange dicke Cuban Zigaren, und sie haben sehr glücklich angehalten bis Montag, als sie in einer Rakete nach der Mond, mit alle in der Rücken reisten.
ENDE

A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied. Can also take place between two men, in which one male stabs the other in the bum. Lesbian "sex" may be fun and all, but it aint real sex unless there is some sort of stabbing going on, perhaps with a cleverly shaped hand or steel dildo???
"Time to have sex, Sally Struthers!"

My Interests

Creamed Pants
Marzipan
BATTLE ROYALE
Saiyuki
Farm animals
Humping thangs
Ska
German
Big butch hunky greased up bronzed wrestler types

GIVE IT TO MEEEEEEEE!

I'd like to meet:

*Quagmire (Giggity-giggity!)

*A wrestler! (I don't care which one, just as long as he's greasy and shouts instead of talks :o)
*Corey Guffey! (He is a cockney flower.)
*Wakka is pretty HAWT!
He JIZZED on my profile! What you can't see is that I am giving him a suck-job under the camera!
I WANNA CYBER JIMMY POP ALI!!

Music:

All music believe it or not?
(yes, even THAT kind)
No doubt
Bloodhound Gang
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Alien Ant Farm
Daft Punk
ZEBRAHEAD
J-Rock
Chinese Pop
My musical tastes are mostly rock-based...

Movies:

hmmm....PORNO AND SNUFF!
(jk....but seriously.)
KEVIN SMITH films!



Battle Royale!
(the sequal was shite)
Hmmm, Cowboy Bebop the movie was mondo good!

Television:

The Mighty Boosh!
Never Mindo The Buzzcocks!
(before mark lemarr left)
Footballer's Wives
AMERICAS' NEXT TOP FUCKING MODEL

Books:

Manga mostly
Battle Royale (manga and novel)
Chobits
Saiyuki
Azumanga Daioh
BESERK
etc
Last Fantasy
DOLL

Heroes:

...No one has saved me from a burning building yet? :S..

My Blog

Cramp down on crime!

..THE PILL. It's a marvellous bugger. I'm pure amazed at it's brilliance in NOT KEEPING THE CRAMPS AWAY. (Ooooh...watch out fellas, this bitch is having a mood swing!)Get out while you still can!!! wh...
Posted by KU on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 10:04:00 PST

OMGNUPRFLSNGWTF?!

STEPMANIA GOLDEN OLDIES HERE LIKE?! And before ANYONE dares start, it ain't chav music.Let the smurfs have their 2.13mins of fame on my profile OK? GAWD.KU xXx...
Posted by KU on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 08:24:00 PST

I am wearing sexy pasties.

One day, KU and Jason were fucking around on UrbanDictionary.com looking up SEX, like the immature bitches they are. This is what KU found......((The underlined text is a statement KU would like to p...
Posted by KU on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 07:08:00 PST

PAY MY TAXES, NOOCH!

Howdeh! Well I've left work! I'm now officially unemployed, on-the-dole, redundant, not even working-class... (LOLLEH!) Nah, I left work to concentrate on being a student-housewife-single parent-nun, ...
Posted by KU on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 03:04:00 PST

Workin' 9 til 5....doodoodoodoodoo!

I got the job I applied for at the ministry! :D         &nbs p;         I gotta phone call today saying i passed my ...
Posted by KU on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 06:01:00 PST

Shizzel.

What is the EXACT deffinition of 'SHIZ' ???   (OMG how cute is this -  - yeah i just noticed too) but on topic, what is it? it goes under many various sentences in my home, but i dunno...
Posted by KU on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 06:25:00 PST