Johnnie Swing - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm just like the one like the one you hoped was the one, but was the other one. I'm a working alcoholic with a nice breath:-| I am also a great singer. I often get to sing at some big shows on national television. It's just like a dream come true. I get an erection out of smashing things. But not out of smashing pumpkins. Hahaha. ? Pumpkins... Ok. Every month I get a student loan. I guess that means that I'm a student. I'm a monument of the self-centered man, but i am also the obvious choise for something good. I'm in the fruit business. Fruit and vegetables are my specialities. I'm also a dancing motherfucking king of a lion. Some say that Lord of The Rings is a good movie. You haven't seen nothing yet! And like so many other people, I like to swim. People say i am like the fish in the sea. I got the speed, and i got the moves.

My Interests

Music, conserts and fruits.

I'd like to meet:

All the french people...

Music:

Strangly enough, i like only good music. I have a weakness for kind noise, groovy parts and velvet voices. I am also a sucker for big beats, but not those cheezy beats with a slick clap at the end. Do not play reggea in my present. If you do, i will kill you.This is my weekly top ten artist:

Movies:

Hmm... The Cell, Garden State, Million Dollar Hotel, Mulholland Drive, The Phantom of The Opera, HEAT, She's So Lovely, True Romance, Swingers, Blue, Closer, Le fabuleux destin d'Amelie Poulain. It's all about the mood.

Television:

Seinfeld, The Office, Store Studio, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Typisk Norsk, Twin Peaks, 24.

Books:

The Secret Life of Johnnie Impro - The True Story.

Heroes:

My heroes are all the nice people. And i like myself. On myspace. My, my, my.

My Blog

Søndagstur

Nylig har det kommet til min informasjon at søndager er dagen for vandring i skog og mark. Og da jeg våknet i dag så kunne man lukte sol og vår i lange baner. Jeg tenkte at dette må være dagen da John...
Posted by Johnnie Swing on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 11:01:00 PST

Glede

Jeg legger merke til grønne flekker på bakken begynner å komme frem. Det er en fornøyelig glede. Kvalitetsblogging.
Posted by Johnnie Swing on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 03:14:00 PST

Min sti på by-Larm

By-Larm er i byen, og en plan må legges. Etter å ha lyttet gjennom alle artistene så fant jeg ut at det rett og slett var altfor mye bra, og jeg må droppe viktige ting. Det er leit. Men en liten trøst...
Posted by Johnnie Swing on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 09:39:00 PST

Happy New Year (tomorrow)

Well, i guess is kinda sad that I've only written one blogg so far this year. If you want to, you can say this is my second. I'm still kinda doubtful about my blogging though. But I assume it's ok.I d...
Posted by Johnnie Swing on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 03:41:00 PST

Is this a blog?

I went to school today. There was no room for me to read in, so i went to the computer-room. Didn't have much to do on the internett, so i decided to create a blog. I wrote a lot of funny things and i...
Posted by Johnnie Swing on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:06:00 PST