"Yeah remember, the last time we passed this I said 'Hey, Tut almost hit those cones last time,' and the time before that Tut almost hit those cones."
-Mike Milsap
"Where's Courtney?"
-Me :)
-"Okay nigger, save the day."
-James
"You can't leave a beer unattended, that's like not paying child support."
-Josh Halliday
"To be honest, I don't really like you either."
-Joooosh
"You have the biggest dick of us...because you sure know its not me or Josh."
-JACOB
"So Tut, why do all these people know you, and you don't remember them?"
-Lauren
"Don't try to drink and sing, it's much better to drink and drive."
-The wifeys.
"We thought there was a carnival."
-Partner :)
"Don't wash your hands!"
-Ryan Chucky O'Connor
"I'm not the one thats falling, you're falling."
-Josh the cripple
"You had that sad little girl leaving the store because she couldn't get any candy look on your face."
-Ricky
"OHH no, I will stop drop and roll out this bitch."
-O-skeet
"I feel like a dinosaur...ERAaAHHHH"
-Tut
"Yeah, he's talking to the alcohol"
-Chucky
"Ok, here....and you, you be safe."
-Red face Ronnie
"If I lived in a square room with block walls I would love music to."
-Josh
"Well lets see I did a driveby at a minuture golf course."
-Kayla
"I don't like the way she walks..."
-Haha Yeah, I got it like
"Liscense and...whaat the fuck???"
-Matt
"I was dancing for you...I don't know I thought thats what friends do."
-Rasta
"Well it was fun and I lived so it's not that bad."
-Jersey
"I'm at that retarded age, I'm not a teenager and I can't buy beer. Sooo basically I'm a fag."
-Random Drunk Dude.
"Bro that's my girlfriend...and my sister. Don't fuck with her."
-Carlson
"WHAT?! Okay, you're not going to hell anymore, you will just be stuck in purgatory."
-Bill
"I'm adopted."
-The wifey
"Yeah, around the time you started skipping class and drinking at lunch right?"
-Neiko
"Did you have a long night last night?
Yeah why??
WHY?!?...Well let me tell you exactly what you did."
-Me and Marcus...yeah well it was fun
"Is he retarded?...Did she just take his v-card and dip?"
-K-Dizzle
"I wish these fat bitches would shut the fuck up."
-Obnoxious drunken Tuttle
"Here search that bag, there's beer in it."
-Eric
"Why don't you shotgun another beer you little pussy."
-Matt's RA
"I didn't even know my name let alone how to drive."
-Devin
"Shouldn't you like be off getting drunk somewhere?"
-Christov the lush
"Hold on I gotta find a phone!"
-Me :)
"Well its like hes all wow thats beautiful, and I'm like wow lets get fucking wasted."
-Coach
"Thats the drink of your elders you little bastard."
-Matt
"Michelle is the shit and Tut, she's a gangsta."
-Jersey knows
"I love white people."
-Young Joc :)
"What would you have to be worried about, them eating jello and driving?"
-Dave
Me-"I don't know what this is...."
Amber-(Sniff) "Oh, thats beer!"
"I won't even be mad if you do something obsene. I probably did it to you."
-Jackie
Tuttle, Danielle K. Duh