About Me

Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Handbanana

Add to My Profile | More Videos

MySpace Layouts
Funny Videos

VISIT www.dixiederbygirls.com I'm like no one else. I've had my fair share of problems and I'm working hard to make things good for myself and my precious little boy Jonas. I work and go to school full time. I love watching good movies, snuggling with Jonas, and recently have gotten addicted to this stupid myspace crap. I yawn a lot. life is wearing me out. I require a lot of coffee and a lot of alone time. If you don't know me, I seem all nice and innocent. but don't be fooled! Those who know me can tell you a whole different story! I try to be good, but it's so hard! I've also joined the Dixie Derby Girls league. I'm a Thrill Killer!!! I still suck at skating though and I need lots more practice... .. .. .. .. .. ..
Get this video and more at MySpace.com !
Get this video and more at MySpace.com
..MySpace.com
Get this video and more at MySpace.com..
Get this video and more at MySpace.com
Get this video and more at MySpace.com

MySpace Layouts

Pimp MySpace

My Interests

My baby boy Jonas, Unicorns, Tattoos, Roller Derby, School, Good music. Lately I've been interested in other people. very unusual for me.Charlie the Unicorn

Add to My Profile | More Videos

MySpace Layouts
Funny Videos

I'd like to meet:

My Chemical Romance - Helena

Add to My Profile | More VideosOprah, Harrison Ford, John Edward, Jackie Chan, Criss Angel, someone willing to give me all their money, and God. I'd also like to meet whoever is responsible for smirnoff. After seeing this poor creature on television, I would like to meet his owner and know how she could look at him everyday!
Get this video and more at MySpace.com
You Are a Mai Tai
You aren't a big drinker, but you'll drink if the atmosphere is festive.
when you're drunk, watch out! You're easily carried away. What Mixed Drink Are You?

Music:

Bad Religion rocks! There's a few other cool bands out there too...Random Conflict, My Chemical Romance, Radiohead, Coldplay, Modest Mouse, REM, Reliant K, Less Than Jake, Collective Soul, the Pixies, the Police, the Cure, the Killers, Pain, old Metallica, Sir Mix-a-Lot, Elvis, H2O, ...i'll think of more laterFunny Cat

Add to My Profile | More Videos

Movies:

The Princess Bride, Unico, The Last Unicorn, Constantine, Jackie Chan movies, horror flix, Lifetime movies, anything with Harrison Ford, and movies that remind me why I don't do drugsThis is the cutest video ever! .. width="425" height="350">.. .. ..>

Television:

Game Show Network, History Channel, A&E, Animal Planet, Spike, America's Funniest Videos, Anything funny caught on tape...RealTV, Cops, Maximum Exposurenothing butt air

Add to My Profile | More Videos

MySpace Layouts
Funny Videos

Books:

the Bible, any religious book or books on weird or off subjects...like crop circles. but honestly I don't read much unless I'm sitting on the toilet. (lovely image). Reader's Digest is always a favorite even though it's not a bookLOL funny cat!!!

Add to My Profile | More Videos

Heroes:

My Blog

Just remembering

so, on this day, 7 years ago, I was in my senior year at Brewer High. I remember going to school and walking to my first class. I was walking in front of the library, which is open to a courtyard. I h...
Posted by jennIFER aka 5 Scar Jeneral on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 07:55:00 PST

my song

I put a video on my profile of wind's nocturn, which appeared on a video game way back in the day. tons of videos have been created using the song. my favorite is the one with the little c...
Posted by jennIFER aka 5 Scar Jeneral on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 08:54:00 PST

two-year-olds

I think I'm at my wits end with kids! I'm that mom that has to drag her kicking, screaming, thrashing child out of every store while trying to keep him from pulling everything down with him.&nbs...
Posted by jennIFER aka 5 Scar Jeneral on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 10:15:00 PST

I think I caught a weiner!

wait wait...that should be winner. and maybe I haven't really caught him yet...but I'm working on him. I think it's high time I met a guy like this one...he's so awesome. I'm tired o...
Posted by jennIFER aka 5 Scar Jeneral on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 07:44:00 PST

love and nipple enhancers

ha! made you look! has anybody figured out what love is? I think it's just plain confusing. I know I love my boy Jonas, but I still don't understand it. I want to know what lov...
Posted by jennIFER aka 5 Scar Jeneral on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 10:07:00 PST