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About Me

I love myspace, ponies, butterflies, cottoncandy, people being decapitated, cell phones, cheap alcohol, zombies, rich people who lose all there money, poor people who kill rich people for all there money, ninjas, beatles, shitty cars with tires that are about to fall off, underwear with holes in them, socks that will never come clean, people who drink so much they puke in the tub all night, hippies, watching fish heads get busted for selling there cheap ass drug knock-offs, life, the universe, and everything else.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Mostly whores, bums and assholes, but I already know most of them, they are my friends.

My Blog

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Man I fucking hate myself, Self right t fuck, me man Why am I such a cock sucking dueche baf fab bag bab gag aga actuallyh aat that was a mistAKE i am not trying to ne ....be a hgenuis luckily ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 19:20:00 GMT

Man... I know how awesome you whores think this is!!!!!!!!!!!

Well.. It is so nice to be reading all your beautiful comments. My Space makes me wish I took reading more seriously. But, honestly................ fuck you bitches. I wish  I could put in words ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 21:31:00 GMT

on things sober

I don't fucking like your fucking laws, requiredd dd's, make me observe, listen, watch, drive safe, I would rather drowned myself in the O.C. and pink butterflies, for some reason, dudes with small co...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 23:44:00 GMT

I Want Your Soul!!!!!!!!!!

People say that you only curse when you have nothing intelligent to say, fuck that, I curse when I have nothing good to say, it takes less time, creative people live amongst me, I love them, they make...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Jun 2005 17:58:00 GMT

Sean $25, Nueman $50 - $200

I will,set my apartment on firetomorrow,if scotty 2 Hottysues board of water and light!!!!!!!!!!!!!Debbie,Deeeebbbbbiiiiiieeeeeee,My goal was topiss youOFF,But now,we have a mutual goal,PiSSing of Boa...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Jun 2005 02:38:00 GMT

vortex through back roads!!!!!!!

Movie about quantum physics make me sleepy, it's possible that three day old pizza may have the same effect. 25 fucking years old, I am not insane, I am not my deliciously refreshing Canadian Mist, v...
Posted by on Sun, 29 May 2005 21:59:00 GMT

Liberals love dreads!!!!!!!!!!!

I drink with Al Franken and leave him the tab while I tango with Ann Coltere, people with handicaps make me laugh, dreads make me think of shampoo, money is all that matters, that's your fuck...
Posted by on Wed, 18 May 2005 08:39:00 GMT

I see your revolution

Smart people say smart things, smart people where khakis and drive 2 hours to work, or have no jobs and sleep on peoples couches, it's relative, couch, 2 hour drive.........
Posted by on Wed, 18 May 2005 08:17:00 GMT

It's the Sabath you should be drinking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's mother's day, It's also my mom's birthday, I graduated today, Yes, this involves only one phone call. The phone rings, I dialed it so I know this. She receives the call. We have nothing t...
Posted by on Sun, 08 May 2005 19:52:00 GMT

I'll get the candy

KRISTINA!!!!!!!!! you are the best tangoer I know, your going to the temple, that is gorgeous, how we will tango, like two butterflies.... totally wasted, I am sick of the future, people keep ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Apr 2005 21:03:00 GMT