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aubrey

ok im here now what

About Me

oh you didnt know.....im fat, lazy and obnoxious. quite oppinionated and down right rude sometimes. god i love being an american

My Interests

driving, music, midgets,goth chicks,resturants with drivethru's, whiteboy420hookups, rednecks, freaks, weirdo's and giant pink armadillo's with spit ball straws

I'd like to meet:

the 7 year old malaysian kid that made my shoes, the guy who decides how much gas costs, that prick who waits till the last moment to get over when the sign said lane closed 5 miles ago, that punk ass mofo that always wants a discount on his cab ride, the person that will give me the never ending puff-alot pipe.

Music:

doors, manson, clapton, tool, beatles, slipknot, bad company, mudvayne, sublime, slightly stoopid, owen brown, the marley guys...bob n dem, oldies, metal, classic rock, old country, techno, reggae, Oh and i almost forgot...im 1/2 a fag when it comes to 80's music

Movies:

um i usaully dont remember much about the movies i see (cough-cough)

Television:

robot chicken, nick at night, mash reruns

Heroes:

i dont have any i think, your an equal or your not

My Blog

life

well jupiter must be aligned with mars or whatever, cuz im depressed again another saturday night of going to bed at 830 and dreaming of lonliness and treachery, even in dreams my life is fucked. ...
Posted by aubrey on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 06:12:00 PST

life

how come people can fuck you over evryday of your life and when you've finally had enuff and stand up and say something to then your the asshole? im tired of motherfuckers  lying cheating and ste...
Posted by aubrey on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 10:52:00 PST

happy fifth of july

hey hey its the fifth of july and the durka durka's didnt blow anything up over here lastnight........ rock n roll
Posted by aubrey on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 07:38:00 PST

quote of the day

"dont wory im not sick its just cancer"......as told to me by a fare coughing while getting into my cab one night.
Posted by aubrey on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 12:36:00 PST