THIS IS OLD, YET I CAN'T BE ARSED CHANGING IT, MY GREATEST APOLOGIES, STAY SAFE...
YES LAD, known as Geeza to some, Rob to others and the saviour to the rest, currently at 18 years old Robert Hector Greaves resides in a town called Wigan.He has been often told he looks like the infamous film star Owen Wilson and is glad Owen is now ok and recovering from his suicide attempt, Robert would also like to note that he will one day move to America and live there, tracking down and marrying Lauren Conrad, purely as i have the power to do so. Occasionally Robert attends Runshaw College doing a Media ND (as he fucked up A-Levels last year) and actually likes the course even though he does no work, and still finds a way of being the best in the class. Robert is often found in or around any pub or club in the vacinity of Wigan. With his current employment now residing at the Brocket,his days of being cash strapped are now regarded as over, and Robert believes that the next few months will be immense. Robert thinks the summer will be great also with over 7 weeks off college and 2 of them being spent in Zante with all his wonderful friends. Robert has a select grouping of friends who are also all situated in and around Wigan, with one exception, a special boy from the manchester area. He cherishes them all individually for diffrent reasons, even though they all have faults and most of them ar pricks ( you may find some of them within a short compiled list bellow.) he forgives them and upholds his duty as a friend. Robert likes the odd bine or two (Embassy) and is completely Anti-Drugs( Bar drink and smoke) Robert feels he is a complete and hole man, who voices out as one of Wigans shining stars. He also realises he sounded like a complete wanker writing all this but none the less continued as he doesn't care. Finally Robert feels he is the messiah and all jews and such should worship him as the second jesus.
[email protected] would be an alternative way to contact him, he appreciates your time and effort in divulging this vast and immense infomation.
