1. Michael Douglas, and kick his old fucking scrawny ass. 2. Larry King, and throw him down a flight of stairs. 3. Colin Farrel Ide tell him he's a "little mick shanty" then snatch the cigarette from his mouth and put it out in his fucking eye. 4. Tom Cruise and force his mouth open with a wooden spoon,then pour a vile of ritalin down his throat. 5.Ray Ramano and crack him right in his big fucking nose with a stick ball bat. 6. MORE TO FOLLOW........... 7.